Is This Message Board Being Swamped By Agents And Their Friend?

[A Humble Man]

Seems to be a lot sickly gushing threads about certain players and they are growing and I am getting very suspicious.

It is very easy to join this site and I bet a few agents and players seeking Clubs have done just that.

[Mr K.Dilkington]

Matt Smith?,Pitroipa?.

[cmg]

Yes. I think it's about time we all 'fessed up.

I, personally, represent Marcello Trotta (I wish), Malcolm Macdonald and Adrian Chiles.

....Next?

[HatterDon]

And I am the North American agent for Moritz Volz. There! I've said it. What a relief.

[CanadianCottager]

Phillipe Senderos, and I also represent Atiba Hutchinson, a versatile, pacey, technical box to box midfielder who can also play right back, Canadian international of over 60 caps who has been named Canadian player of the year in 2010 and 2012. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2xO9tnSaRg Out of contract this summer, and a former teammate of Brede Hangeland, would be an ideal signing to reinforce a thinning Fulham squad at the back and in the midfield.

But yea, a lot of the agents on this site are pretty shameless with their pitches, can be kind of obnoxious.

[Berserker]

I'm Senderous and my  disguise is very very good. I wear something called a claire suit and nobody would ever guess i was a 6ft Swiss guy, not even Rein-Rudolph

[MOR :]

I have to own up that I represent Bakary Sako and if Sako doesn't become a top player, I will be surprised.

Wolves will  have a job keeping hold of him.

He crosses the ball with his left foot, he takes people on, he's positive and he tracks back.

He's got a great left foot, he's quick, he's probably the strongest player in the Championship and he scores.

And I'm sorry to say that if Fulham don't come in for him he'll go to another Premiership side, but I'm giving Fulham first refusal.

[LBNo11]

...finally, after all this time I have been sussed, yes, I am Les Barrett's agent and I have been tipping other football agents to join this site as it has so much influence on how Fulham Football Club chooses players and runs the club...

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[Logicalman]

.. and I represent Dempsey ... ooer!!

[sipwell]

Logically, I represent all Belgians from low divisions. I have tried to give my clients ridiculously paid contracts at FFC but unfortunately my inability to post videos to youtube have made that almost impossible.

[A Humble Man]

I am swamped with confessions I must contact the thought police and organise a raid. 

[Berserker]

I am swamped with confessions I must contact the thought police and organise a raid. 

That could be difficult with my brain  :005:

[HatterDon]

The thing that amazes me about agents is that they only have one friend and, it's the same person apparently.

Oh, I've just signed Lee Cook. As soon as I can find him, I'll post an interview here.

[Lighthouse]

I am and always have been the agent for Bobby Zamora. Sadly we are both rubbish at our jobs.

[Forever Fulham]

It's raining in Majorca this time of year.  The fat man will have the kippers.  Meet me in the square.  I'll be wearing a blue serge suit with a pink carnation.  Trust no one. 

Ivan

[btings]

I can definitely confirm that I am ITK.

[A Humble Man]

There seems to be some confusion between agents and secret agents.  Though on reflection perhaps not as they both do similar things with different players.

[FC Silver Fox]

I don't represent anybody as I can barely keep track of my own saliva.
Should I be worried that I'm in the wrong forum?

[sipwell]

Should I be worried that I'm in the wrong forum?

You should always be worried. Full stop.

[Rupert]

I am and always have been the agent for Bobby Zamora. Sadly we are both rubbish at our jobs.

Lighthouse, old buddy, old mate, me old china, etc, etc, I'd like you to be my agent and get me a job that I am rubbish at but get paid £80,000 per week please. I'll even agree to your extortionate 20% fee. I'll even deliver it in person to your park bench.

Pretty please.