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Offline win-dup

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Moron count on this board.
« on: March 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM »
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 10:09:50 PM »
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.


We have had the occasional meltdown, sometimes at the strangest of times, we just don't mention them very often.

We have also had a few wannabe wind-up merchants, but they do tend to get hunted down and ritually slaughtered, without benefit of anaesthetic.

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 11:22:27 PM »
I could name you one for certain and two others who border on it but the Mods protect the intergrity of the board. (That should give me a free go against the bloke I'm thinking of. Right Jack?)


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Re: Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2013, 12:08:16 AM »
It might be age related. This one is for the grownups...

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2013, 02:30:08 AM »
In my opinion, there's only one moron on here and his name is Gordon. 
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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2013, 03:07:23 AM »
I could name you one for certain and two others who border on it but the Mods protect the intergrity of the board. (That should give me a free go against the bloke I'm thinking of. Right Jack?)

Yes sir!


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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2013, 06:47:48 AM »
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 11:28:18 PM by Logicalman »

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2013, 10:07:07 AM »
Ah they don't make songs like they used to...

*Sigh*

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 10:34:02 AM »
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.

Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"
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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 12:59:38 PM »
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.

Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 02:05:19 PM »
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.

Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"

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Was it Robin Gray and Pete MacNab you listened to?

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2013, 02:09:26 PM »
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.



We have also had a few wannabe wind-up merchants, but they do tend to get hunted down and ritually slaughtered, without benefit of anaesthetic.

There you go again.

Is nobody safe?


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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 03:44:40 PM »
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.

Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"

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Was it Robin Gray and Pete MacNab you listened to?

No, just some bloke in a pub session but I know Pete Mc. Nab wrote it, along with another similar ornithological one that escapes me now.

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2013, 08:13:26 PM »
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.



We have also had a few wannabe wind-up merchants, but they do tend to get hunted down and ritually slaughtered, without benefit of anaesthetic.

There you go again.

Is nobody safe?

Sigh. Look, it was just the single fatwa, okay? I revoked it. Eventually. It's not as if I have ever put you back on the list, is it?
Some people really carry a grudge, don't they?

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Re: Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2013, 08:30:46 PM »
Well funny thing happened at my house yesterday. I heard a bang when i was in the bathroom, came down stairs and Mr B said look on the patio we've  had a bird strike. There was the most bueatiful dead pheasent. I phoned work to see if anybody wanted it for the pot, but apparently they taste a bit stringy this time of year. Not what you expect to fly into your window in suburban Swindon, mind you i have seen one eating my mate Tony's grapes down the allotment by my house


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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2013, 08:34:18 PM »
This post is getting slightly surreal.

Make mine a Doombar, and I'll have some pork scratchings too please.

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2013, 08:45:27 PM »
...on the very old offal of the late 90's and early noughties there was a poster who called himself Ron Mo, he used to come out with deliberately absurd comments that people would react to in varying degrees of indignation or sarcasm; surprisingly few read his name and made the link to their own moronic reaction. Happy days...

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2013, 08:54:49 PM »
I like bowler hats.

(Just trying to be absurd)


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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2013, 11:40:19 PM »
Whatever happened to the official club website message board? Admittedly I got bored of going on there due to all the childish stuff people were posting, which led me to here, but the other day I went to check it out and it had gone. What happened???

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Re: Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2013, 11:43:08 PM »
Well funny thing happened at my house yesterday. I heard a bang when i was in the bathroom, came down stairs and Mr B said look on the patio we've  had a bird strike. There was the most bueatiful dead pheasent. I phoned work to see if anybody wanted it for the pot, but apparently they taste a bit stringy this time of year. Not what you expect to fly into your window in suburban Swindon, mind you i have seen one eating my mate Tony's grapes down the allotment by my house
I'da had it. I'm a pheasant plucker.