NFR Joke

[Peabody]

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Golden Syrup.......

A man with  a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
Xmas fancy  dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden
leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his
problem.  A  few days later he receives a parcel with a
note:

Dear  Sir,
Please find enclosed a  Pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald  head and with your wooden
leg you will be just right as a Pirate.  The  man is
offended that the outfit  emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint..  A week passes and he
receives another parcel and note

Dear  Sir,
Sorry about the previous  parcel. Please find enclosed a
monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and
with your bald head you will really look the part.  The  man
is really incandescent with rage now, because the company
has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing
attention to his bald head.  So he writes a really strong
letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small
parcel  from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear  Sir,
Please find enclosed a  tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of  Golden Syrup over your bald
head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse
and go as a toffee apple.

[Mince n Tatties]

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[MisfitKid]

Always good P.   :clap_hands:

[Fernhurst]

 Keep em coming Mr P.....

[ScalleysDad]

I picked up on some new material this morning.
With the cold weather upon us it was time to get the insulation sorted. We took up the carpets and then floorboards. We swept out the void out and then packed it with owls before putting the floorboards and carpet back. Its a new type of under floor hooting.

[Berserker]

Oh dear oh dear

[ScalleysDad]

Oh dear oh dear

Fear not. I am saving the  best for the Watford game along with my reworked impression of a spitfire.

[Berserker]

Hope you've persuaded Guy Martin he want's to watch the game as well

[ScalleysDad]

Hope you've persuaded Guy Martin he want's to watch the game as well

I expect he would be proper made up. Its hard enough getting a ticket for the family these days. I see Bournemouth is a stupid one only option as well. Bang goes the family expedition to the seaside, well a different seaside at least.
The Peabody Thread Hijack Police will be upon us. Catch up later.

[HatterDon]

This one rang the bell for certain, Mr. P. Well done, sir!

[blingo]

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[Airfix]

As someone who is 50% golden syrup, I wish to register my distaste and contempt for this  067.gif joke 067.gif

Poor taste! Poor taste!

[Logicalman]

As someone who is 50% golden syrup, I wish to register my distaste and contempt for this  067.gif joke 067.gif

Poor taste! Poor taste!

Nah, Golden Syrup has a lovely taste (we are still talking about the Lyle's stuff and not a lightly-colored rug on top, aren't we?)

[dannyboi-ffc]

Lol nice one Mr P.

How did the danny (Fulham fan) do on pointless?  I saw your thread a few days back, just to clarify it wasn't me.

I watched it the other day and Fulham was an answer for a Bobby Moore subject worth 5 points or something for the fa cup final in 75. Some of the subjects are bloody hard.

[Kent Cassandra]

Well done Mr P....You certainly know how to keep the spirits up on here.

[Peabody]

Lol nice one Mr P.

How did the danny (Fulham fan) do on pointless?  I saw your thread a few days back, just to clarify it wasn't me.

I watched it the other day and Fulham was an answer for a Bobby Moore subject worth 5 points or something for the fa cup final in 75. Some of the subjects are bloody hard.


Afraid he did'nt do very well

[Otley]

Brilliant! As usual.

[dannyboi-ffc]

Lol nice one Mr P.

How did the danny (Fulham fan) do on pointless?  I saw your thread a few days back, just to clarify it wasn't me.

I watched it the other day and Fulham was an answer for a Bobby Moore subject worth 5 points or something for the fa cup final in 75. Some of the subjects are bloody hard.


Afraid he did'nt do very well

Didn't he? Tut tut, how dare he bring shame on MY name lol. I probably wouldn't have done that much better. For me it would be the luck of the topics.  I'm very very good at a handful of subjects but bring up books or culture and I'm lost.