Someone buy this sodding train ticket to Leeds...£20

[Artful Dodger]

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.

You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing

But he is the one armed man from the fugitive that Richard Kimble is looking for.

Did you have any luck finding the one armed man ?

Turned out he was a one armed bandit.....and is still on the run, possibly driving to Wales in a lorry and in possession of an annual rail card......

[Logicalman]

Is that the dawning of the age of Aquarius?

No, that's when the Sun is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.

Yes but what is the connection between the Sun Newspaper and a Mars Bar, with The Planet Jupiter. ?

A coupon for free confectionery on Tuesday.

A coupon ? That reminds me to complete my Football Pools, as I feel 8 Draws coming on.

You're having us on, how can you wear 8 draws at the same time? Unless they're those silky ones I guess.

[Logicalman]

But if the headmaster keeps you after school for punishment, you'll miss the train and have to hitchhike and a lorry will offer a lift and you could eventually find yourself in Wales no longer in possession of the annual travel card which the lorry driver pilfered from your pocket.

.. and then you find yourself strangely attracted to sheep!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Just arrived at Craven Cottage and it's a Full Moon.

[sunburywhite]

So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.

So that means he has lost his left arm

Did he lose his wrist watch as well?

[Logicalman]

So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.

The last bloke who took on a Whale single handed was Captain Ahab in the film Moby Dick, and he had a Peg Leg. Or maybe the one armed man thinks the patron saint of Wales is Moby Dick.   

I thought that was Jonah! So who sits in sackcloth and ashes then?

[grimmynz]

Sunbury, when I went to Surbiton Grammar from Esher station it was in Surbiton (the school, not Esher station!).
When the school moved to Thames Ditton wouldn't you have been better off catching the 206 bus?

[Logicalman]

My school moved to bloody Hertfordshire after I left. I guess it was their way of stopping me coming back for reunions.

[Woolly Mammoth]

So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.

So that means he has lost his left arm

Did he lose his wrist watch as well?

He cut off his left arm himself, so he could sail round the world single handed.
As for his wristwatch, he hasn't got time for that anymore.

[Woolly Mammoth]

So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.

The last bloke who took on a Whale single handed was Captain Ahab in the film Moby Dick, and he had a Peg Leg. Or maybe the one armed man thinks the patron saint of Wales is Moby Dick.   

I thought that was Jonah! So who sits in sackcloth and ashes then?

Rumour has it that Jonah got the sack for watching the Ashes Cricket at the Oval, and left the cloth inside the Whale.

[Burt]

Are you enjoying your conversation with yourself, Mr Woolly?

[Woolly Mammoth]

Are you enjoying your conversation with yourself, Mr Woolly?

Hello hello, is there anybody out there ?
Apart from the bloke we are looking for.

[Artful Dodger]

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.

You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing

But he is the one armed man from the fugitive that Richard Kimble is looking for.

Did you have any luck finding the one armed man ?

Turned out he was a one armed bandit.....and is still on the run, possibly driving to Wales in a lorry and in possession of an annual rail card......

Apparently he is not the bloke we are looking for, as he hasn't got a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm,

Think I just seen him getting off at Leeds arguing about an annual rail pass to Surbiton with the guard. Thought there might be trouble but he turned out to be 'armless.....

[Logicalman]

I'm sorry, this thread is getting slightly silly, and not a mention of Fulham for ages!!

[Woolly Mammoth]

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.

You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing

But he is the one armed man from the fugitive that Richard Kimble is looking for.

Did you have any luck finding the one armed man ?

Turned out he was a one armed bandit.....and is still on the run, possibly driving to Wales in a lorry and in possession of an annual rail card......

Apparently he is not the bloke we are looking for, as he hasn't got a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm,

Think I just seen him getting off at Leeds arguing about an annual rail pass to Surbiton with the guard. Thought there might be trouble but he turned out to be 'armless.....

So the guard didn't have a leg to stand on

[Woolly Mammoth]

Ok Logicalman, we note your comments, and fully understand, and will draw a line under it. Call it a day, Knock it on the head, and give it a rest, and look forward to Fulham FC prospering in 2015. Happy New Year.