Help dannyboi to keep this thread going till Xmas day.......

[e4b]

A tree

[Lighthouse]

But we really shouldn't just sweep it under the carpet.

[Mince n Tatties]

This week I have mostly been eating..........................

I miss the Fast Show...Brilliant it was...Ah Ted there you are...

[Mince n Tatties]

This week I have mostly been eating..........................

Macaroni n Cheese........

[Holders]

For christamas we are having salt beef, red cabbage and mashed potato for lunch plus sprouts of course.
it has become our tradition

we will have christmas pud and for those that do not like the pud (the heathens) I shall make crepe filled with fressh fruit that I will flambe.

As a starter I will most likely serve smoked salmon with a few leaves and some cherry tomatoes, preferably three colours, red green and yellow.

My question is custard or cream with the pud, i will have both available but wonder what your preference is?

Clotted cream every time.

[Holders]

I bet nobody had the same make as my first car. An FSO Saloon. A poor mans Lada. Now that isn't a phrase you will hear very often, if at all.

Built like a tank. All be it a Polish one.

My dad had one. a Y reg, his only new car ever - and total crap!

[SadOldGit]

Why can't someone invent a urinal that doesn't ensure that I get backsplash all over myself? 

and providing you aim over it, the splash is almost totally contained.
actualy such things do exist.... not perfect but you get a slopping glass or perspex shiel. However if you have a poor aim then you are still in trouble.

Went to the bog at an Indian restaurant in Staines the other week - all the urinals flash different colours.  Thought I was tripping again!  Frightened the life out of me!

[Burt]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

[dannyboi-ffc]

Why can't someone invent a urinal that doesn't ensure that I get backsplash all over myself?  

and providing you aim over it, the splash is almost totally contained.
actualy such things do exist.... not perfect but you get a slopping glass or perspex shiel. However if you have a poor aim then you are still in trouble.

Went to the bog at an Indian restaurant in Staines the other week - all the urinals flash different colours.  Thought I was tripping again!  Frightened the life out of me!

I went to a nightclub when I was 18 and very naive, we couldn't get in anywhere down the west end because I was wearing a Hackett top and it was against their dress code. Anyway we ended up getting into a club called abrakadabra (the magicians word), none of us noticed anything strange even though it was star in us in the face. I guess we were just pleased to have got in somewhere.

Anyway to cut a long story short I decided to go to the toilet for a slash only to discover that the urinals had lips!!!!!

We left quietly after that.....

[dannyboi-ffc]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

Blow it with a tissue? It's an old fashioned method but the old ones are the best......

[Burt]

Why can't someone invent a urinal that doesn't ensure that I get backsplash all over myself? 

and providing you aim over it, the splash is almost totally contained.
actualy such things do exist.... not perfect but you get a slopping glass or perspex shiel. However if you have a poor aim then you are still in trouble.

Went to the bog at an Indian restaurant in Staines the other week - all the urinals flash different colours.  Thought I was tripping again!  Frightened the life out of me!

I went to a club when I was 18 and very naive, we couldn't get in anywhere down the west end because I was wearing a Hackett top and it was against their dress code. Anyway we ended up getting into a club called abrakadabra (the magicians word), none of us noticed anything strange even though it was star in us in the face. I guess we were just pleased to have got in somewhere.

Anyway to cut a long story short I decided to go to the toilet for a slash only to discover that the urinals had lips!!!!!

We left quietly after that.....

Charing Cross used these big sheet metal urinals, like the Hammy End. Me and my mate had been on the lash one night (bar crawl around Covent Garden and the Strand) and it was a freezing early morning, we started peeing and the heat of the urine made the very cold metal expand with a flipping type of sensation which sent the pee back towards us.

Strange moment...

[Mince n Tatties]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

Bowl of hot water, towel over head and sniff up the steam for about
10mins, then have a good blow..

[Holders]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

Bowl of hot water, towel over head and sniff up the steam for about
10mins, then have a good blow..

Go to bed with a hot totty.

[Barrett487]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

A bit late now by the sounds of it, but echinacea is a herb that relieves cold symptoms. Two tablets a day seem to ease things once you have a cold and,  if you take one a day if you're around people with colds, it's amazing how often you get away without catching it.

As you already have a runny nose, treat yourself to a hot curry and go for a run (not at the same time tho)

[Barrett487]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

Bowl of hot water, towel over head and sniff up the steam for about
10mins, then have a good blow..

Go to bed with a hot totty.

where do i find a hot totty? hope she's a nice gal?

failing that, try a hot toddy, lol

[Berserker]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

Victory V's

[Berserker]

If I was a hot totty I wouldn't want to in bed with a man with runny nose, it would kill all romance

[Barrett487]

i just googled hot totty.................

mixed responses from the google elfs, but apparently it is a valid alternative to hot toddy......... i won't divulge what google images displayed tho  :dft001:

[Barrett487]

If I was a hot totty I wouldn't want to in bed with a man with runny nose, it would kill all romance

i'm so tempted to respond to this, but thought better of it Clare

[RidgeRider]

Anyone got a cure for a runny nose that is doing a favourable impression of the Niagra Falls?

Hot and Sour soup with some extra tabasco always works for me....or a really hot vindaloo