NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over The recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Sad "huh"
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.
Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee...

[blingo]

hhahahahahahahahaha keep em coming Mr P. ;)

[Rupert]

yes, and  :merry christmas: old 'un.

[Burt]

I look forward to seeing what jokes you get in your Xmas crackers Mr Peabody  xmascheer1

[grandad]

When I was an A&E nurse an elderly lady was really brought in with a a gunshot wound to her knee. She was cleaning her shotgun & forgot to clear a chamber. She was lucky it only grazed her knee. It could have blown her leg off.

[f321ffc]

When I was an A&E nurse an elderly lady was really brought in with a a gunshot wound to her knee. She was cleaning her shotgun & forgot to clear a chamber. She was lucky it only grazed her knee. It could have blown her leg off.

She was lucky a bit higher and she could have been short of something to put in her bra. :merry christmas: