....and who are the bottom ten....?

[ron]

rather more interesting....I'll kick off with that comedy twosome Eric and Ernie (No, not those two, I mean Clay and Miller)......

[Holders]

Clay
Miller
Litmanen
Sanchez
Bent
Michael Jackson
Sir Craven
Riise for going back on his handshake the first time around. No honour.
Whoever was in charge when we turned down Stamford Bridge (there would never have been a Them)

That's nine.

[ron]

..round up the usual suspects ...lynchings, hangings, keelhaulings are all perfectly permissible...

[Jamie88]

Shefki Kuqi, Jan Lastuvka, Eddie Johnson, Ahmad Elrich....the list is endless

[ron]

Shefki Kuqi, Jan Lastuvka, Eddie Johnson, Ahmad Elrich....the list is endless

No, only 10. They have to be pretty bad to muscle in that shortlist....

[Jamie88]

Shefki Kuqi, Jan Lastuvka, Eddie Johnson, Ahmad Elrich....the list is endless

No, only 10. They have to be pretty bad to muscle in that shortlist....

I meant I wouldn't be able to decide as there have been so many poor players! And god knows how many others there would have been before my time

[LBNo11]

...Bulstrode, Henry Norris...

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Tiny Tim
The Singing Nun
Benny Hill
Lieutenant Pigeon
Keith Harris and Orville
St Winifred's School Choir
Joe Dolce
Little Millie Small
Anyone who ever recorded - "How much is that doggy in the window"
1919 Fruit Gum Company

Sub:  Black Lace

[ron]

...Bulstrode, Henry Norris...

Henry Norris makes interesting reading at Wikipedia.........presumably we got dumped by him when Arsenal took off at the new Highbury - and anyone who did the groundwork to getting Chelsea started won't win any popularity contests down at the Cottage - but the details of exactly how he got us into the league will make still more interesting reading....

[dannyboi-ffc]

I'm not fussed about the likes of Elrich and Eddie Johnson,  they were awful players but they didn't do anything disrespectful to warrant a top 10 place in our bottom list.

In my lifetime ill go for
1)Magath
2)Michael Brown
3) Darren Bent
4) Martin Jol
5) Ray Wilkins - Sanchez should be higher but Wilkins should be on the list twice so that edged it for me
6)Lawrie Sanchez
7) John Arne Riise- what a pleb! Poor attitude and his performances were almost as bad
8) Dejan Stefanovic
9) Berbatov
10) Mark Hughes
11) bonus player- Claudio Reyna (didn't officially sign but it was a disgrace how he ditched us for man city)

[epsomraver]

Why Mark Hughes danny? he was right and Mo was wrong

[MJG]

Mark Cooper
Ernie Clay
David Bulstrode
Alan Dicks
Steve Kean
Michael Brown
Terry Hurlock
Laurie Sanchez
Mark Hughes
and Mark Cooper (because he deserves to be in that list twice)

[dannyboi-ffc]

Why Mark Hughes danny? he was right and Mo was wrong

I just thought he was disrespectful in the way he did it. To say the club had no ambition was a bit spiteful regardless of whether he was right or not.  We weren't man city, we were Fulham and as a football man he should have realised Fulham were never going to be this massive project he could turn into a Chelsea or even a spurs.

I liked his style of football and he's a good manager but even though we went down his arrogance didn't get him anywhere far. If he'd stayed as our manager I believe we would never had got into the circus we become and even if he had signed somone like berbatov,  he would've had a bigger personality and a tougher backbone to put berbatov in his place and not allow berbatov to run the team like jol allowed.

So if he'd stayed I think we'd still be bottom half of the prem having one decent year, one struggle just like WBA and Sunderland do. To be fair his ambition and arrogance didn't exactly get him further from what Fulham were at the time. Stoke are potentially a top 10 side and nothing more whilst he basically relegated Qpr on his own. 4 points going into December if I remember correctly

That's why I don't like him, disrespectful regardless of what the facts were

[Holders]

Why Mark Hughes danny? he was right and Mo was wrong

Quite right, Epsom, though I didn't see it that way at the time.

[Jem]

Tiny Tim
The Singing Nun
Benny Hill
Lieutenant Pigeon
Keith Harris and Orville
St Winifred's School Choir
Joe Dolce
Little Millie Small
Anyone who ever recorded - "How much is that doggy in the window"
1919 Fruit Gum Company

Sub:  Black Lace

Although not Fulham related, that is some bottom ten!

[snarks]

But m

Tiny Tim
The Singing Nun
Benny Hill
Lieutenant Pigeon
Keith Harris and Orville
St Winifred's School Choir
Joe Dolce
Little Millie Small
Anyone who ever recorded - "How much is that doggy in the window"
1919 Fruit Gum Company

Sub:  Black Lace

Although not Fulham related, that is some bottom ten!

Missing mr blobby negates some of that tho'

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Tiny Tim
The Singing Nun
Benny Hill
Lieutenant Pigeon
Keith Harris and Orville
St Winifred's School Choir
Joe Dolce
Little Millie Small
Anyone who ever recorded - "How much is that doggy in the window"
1919 Fruit Gum Company

Sub:  Black Lace

Although not Fulham related, that is some bottom ten!

Sorry.
The thread says  " ........and who are the bottom ten"   didn't say bottom 10 what  :0)

[Mince n Tatties]

Tiny Tim
The Singing Nun
Benny Hill
Lieutenant Pigeon
Keith Harris and Orville
St Winifred's School Choir
Joe Dolce
Little Millie Small
Anyone who ever recorded - "How much is that doggy in the window"
1919 Fruit Gum Company

Sub:  Black Lace

Although not Fulham related, that is some bottom ten!

Sorry.
The thread says  " ........and who are the bottom ten"   didn't say bottom 10 what  :0)

And just what have you got against "My Boy Lollipop".... :005:

[Mince n Tatties]

Clay x 5
Bulstrode x5
Biggest pair of eff** Barstewards.. :dft007:

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Tiny Tim
The Singing Nun
Benny Hill
Lieutenant Pigeon
Keith Harris and Orville
St Winifred's School Choir
Joe Dolce
Little Millie Small
Anyone who ever recorded - "How much is that doggy in the window"
1919 Fruit Gum Company

Sub:  Black Lace

Although not Fulham related, that is some bottom ten!

Sorry.
The thread says  " ........and who are the bottom ten"   didn't say bottom 10 what  :0)

And just what have you got against "My Boy Lollipop".... :005:

Her voice   :0)