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Started by Woolly Mammoth, August 13, 2015, 03:29:08 PM

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August 13, 2015, 03:29:08 PM Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 03:31:51 PM by Woolly Mammoth
A man who took an Airline to Court after his Luggage went missing, has lost his Case.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

Logicalman

#1
August 13, 2015, 04:43:55 PM
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Logical is just in the name - don't expect it has anything to do with my thought process, because I AM the man who sold the world.

sunburywhite

#2
August 13, 2015, 05:04:11 PM
Man phoned police after thieves stole his toilet seat

Police said there was nothing to go on
Remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
I will be as good as I can be and when I cross the finishing line I will see what it got me

Fulham Tup North

#3
August 13, 2015, 05:30:38 PM
 :005:  I tend to sleep in the nude. Which isn't a bad thing except for maybe on those long flights.   :yay:
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't,....you're right"

BestOfBrede

#4
August 13, 2015, 06:15:11 PM
I went to see the doctor the other day...
I had to he wasn't well!

Walsh

#5
August 13, 2015, 06:29:14 PM
I enjoyed.


Barrett487

#6
August 13, 2015, 06:32:23 PM
They've stopped selling Lucozade in Boots............ it leaks out of the lace-holes

rogerpbackinMidEastUS

#7
August 13, 2015, 06:34:35 PM
An old lady was struggling with the cash point machine.
She turned to me and said
"Excuse me young man can you help me check my balance"
So I pushed her
VERY DAFT AND A LOT DAFTER THAN I SEEM, SOMETIMES

e4b

#8
August 13, 2015, 07:09:16 PM
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PokerMatt

#9
August 13, 2015, 07:23:16 PM
A man walked into a bar and asked the barmaid for a double entendre.

So she gave him one.
Follow me: @mattdjourno

BestOfBrede

#10
August 13, 2015, 07:27:26 PM
A white horse walked into a bar and asked for a Whiskey.
The barman asked which brand - we've actually got one named after you?

The horse replies - what Eric?

andyk

#11
August 13, 2015, 08:39:15 PM
A large hole has appeared in the middle of Putney High Street.

Wandsworth Council have sent two workmen to look into it.

shnlwswlkr

#12
August 13, 2015, 08:44:03 PM
What nationality is Mr Sheen? ...Polish.
Twitter - @shnlwswlkr

Logicalman

#13
August 13, 2015, 08:48:36 PM

A man from Southwark walked into a Butchers shop and said the girl behind the counter " Ah pound ah filiet" she replied, " Ah Pound ya don't"
Logical is just in the name - don't expect it has anything to do with my thought process, because I AM the man who sold the world.

Logicalman

#14
August 14, 2015, 04:14:28 PM
Quote from: andyk on August 13, 2015, 08:39:15 PM
A large hole has appeared in the middle of Putney High Street.

Wandsworth Council have sent two workmen to look into it.

Like this one in Manchester today?

Logical is just in the name - don't expect it has anything to do with my thought process, because I AM the man who sold the world.

Fulham Tup North

#15
August 14, 2015, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: Logicalman on August 13, 2015, 08:48:36 PM

A man from Southwark walked into a Butchers shop and said the girl behind the counter " Ah pound ah filiet" she replied, " Ah Pound ya don't"

A chap went into another Butchers and said "May I have a Pound of Sausages Please"?.  The Butcher said "We only sell Kilo's".  "OK, I'll have a pound of Kilo's then" he replied. :)
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't,....you're right"
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