The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

[dhowells21]

Matty Taylor Bristol Rovers to Bristol City,first to cross town since 1987.
Death threats are abound already.

Will that release Tammy Abraham to us?
One can hope...

[MiltonBurrows]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

[Lighthouse]

If we put in a deal done form by 11pm we still have until 1am to complete the deal.

The old adage of 'Clutching at Straws' comes readily to mind :)

Not so much clutching at straws than trying to pick them up after you have dropped them.  :005:

[rvFFC]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

He appears to play in the French 2nd division, would prefer enrich or cyriac

[Chutney]

To anyone still thinking Jovanovic does our transfers, please listen to this from after the hull game.

https://audioboom.com/posts/5547232-post-match-fulhamfc-slavisa-jokanovic-says-his-side-have-every-intention-of-progressing-trough-the-competition

He clearly says any transfer questions should be for tony khan, craig kline and ali mac as they are in charge of play recruitment.

The quote is around the 2:00 mark.

[JoelH5]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

French fans seem to think he's fast and strong so worth a go if cheap

[Mince n Tatties]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

Precisely... WHO.

[Mince n Tatties]

21yo..We got a young guy in Humphrey's,get him back.
We need experience.

[MiltonBurrows]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through



.....who?

French fans seem to think he's fast and strong so worth a go if cheap

On that basis why don't we sign Dwayne Chambers. He's fast and strong also

[Riversider]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

French fans seem to think he's fast and strong so worth a go if cheap

He is, electric pace, and he does the old Robbie Keane goal celebration to.

[Horsfield_No9]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

Precisely... WHO.

This one looks good. 21 years old, 10 goals in 32 including one on Sunday just gone. Looks massive for his age. Fans seem to rate him. Could be the new Saha for us.

[Lighthouse]

Jerome Sinclair: Watford striker joins Birmingham City on loan

[Apprentice to the Maestro]

To anyone still thinking Jovanovic does our transfers, please listen to this from after the hull game.

https://audioboom.com/posts/5547232-post-match-fulhamfc-slavisa-jokanovic-says-his-side-have-every-intention-of-progressing-trough-the-competition

He clearly says any transfer questions should be for tony khan, craig kline and ali mac as they are in charge of play recruitment.

The quote is around the 2:00 mark.

He actullay says "they are available for talking about recruitment".

Not quite the same thing but enigmatic certainly.

[JoelH5]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through



.....who?

French fans seem to think he's fast and strong so worth a go if cheap

On that basis why don't we sign Dwayne Chambers. He's fast and strong also

Because  Dwayne Chambers isn't a professional football player.

[dhowells21]

To anyone still thinking Jovanovic does our transfers, please listen to this from after the hull game.

https://audioboom.com/posts/5547232-post-match-fulhamfc-slavisa-jokanovic-says-his-side-have-every-intention-of-progressing-trough-the-competition

He clearly says any transfer questions should be for tony khan, craig kline and ali mac as they are in charge of play recruitment.

The quote is around the 2:00 mark.

Very important difference that.
I guess it doesn't quite sound as dramatic though
He actullay says "they are available for talking about recruitment".

Not quite the same thing but enigmatic certainly.

[JoelH5]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through


.....who?

Precisely... WHO.

This one looks good. 21 years old, 10 goals in 32 including one on Sunday just gone. Looks massive for his age. Fans seem to rate him. Could be the new Saha for us.

Stop that! You're not allowed to be optimistic.

I agree with you mate. Why not give him a go?

[davew]

Best idea would be to close the window now to stop the other Championship sides from strengthening their squads any further!!

[MiltonBurrows]

16:29  Fulham set to sign Amiens attacker Aboubakar Kamara
Championship side Fulham are expected to complete the signing of 21-year-old Amiens striker Aboubakar Kamara, according to L'Équipe. The deal will be done on a permanent basis, and the fee has yet to filter through



.....who?

French fans seem to think he's fast and strong so worth a go if cheap

On that basis why don't we sign Dwayne Chambers. He's fast and strong also

Because  Dwayne Chambers isn't a professional football player.

He wasn't a professional rugby league player either until Castleford Tigers took a punt. But yes, i am only joking.

[Bracken White]

To suggest that Jovanovic has little say in transfers is just daft. They may do the stats/admin etc but surely he both identifies targets & has the final say so. Trusting there will be an opportunity or two for him to do the latter before 11pm tonight.

[Twig]

To suggest that Jovanovic has little say in transfers is just daft. They may do the stats/admin etc but surely he both identifies targets & has the final say so. Trusting there will be an opportunity or two for him to do the latter before 11pm tonight.

He is very unlikely to have the final say so.