Thanks finn for posting the results, I never believed that you were trying to put mucky mags up in the loft - everyone knows that yours are under a loose floorboard in the spare room!
Thank you too for your sterling efforts in corralling this random rabble into some semblance of order. The total loss of 182 pounds means that we almost lost TraversBarney (though I still prefer to say that we managed to lose Odious Dogbreath, or Fat Lumplard with enough weight of soil to bury him completely!).

I'd like to thank my dietician, my mother and father, my wife, sister and all the family,

my friends who never doubted me for a second (yeah, right!), my pet rock,

my stuffed Monkey toy, Flat Eric,

the Queen, Emergency Bitter, Mrs Jenkins from number 42,

everyone who knows me and the panel for making this marvellous voting decision

For the record, I am now 196 pounds and falling. I aim to get to 182, where I will stop. At the very latest, I shall move on to the next phase of the diet on May 1st as I really don't want to be still on this phase when I go out to the US on holiday. If I make it there, I shall have lost a grand total of 75 pounds (5 stone 5 pounds or 34 kilos) which represents nearly 30% of my old bodyweight. And, according to the BMI index, I shall STILL be "overweight"!!
I'll keep you posted.
