Hammy End loos

[Southcoastffc]

Vinaigrettes, popular from the late 18th century through the mid-19th century, were small containers used for holding various aromatic substances, usually dissolved in vinegar. A tiny piece of sponge, soaked in the liquid, was contained beneath a grill or perforated cover.

Tarquin has a wonderful collection

My Lord, I bow to your erudition.  Your ever so 'umble Southcoastffc. 

[FFC007]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

Some men are just pigs and think it's fine to piss on the floor, rather than wait for a space, and others who get a space and for some weird reason aim their piss up, down, left right and splash other fans!
Complete morons who think they are cool!

Why would the club spend money on these animals?

And some even have a dump with the toilet bowl full of bog roll and water so it's overflowing.

Utterly grotesque.

It always amazes me that when I have to use a cubicle that the previous person has pi55ed on the seat rather than lift it up.

Yep.

Or someone has blocked it up with bog roll for the next person queuing.

[mrmicawbers]

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

[FFC007]

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

And long may it continue! The bogs are a total disgrace in there and probably breach basic common decency and hygiene standards!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

And long may it continue! The bogs are a total disgrace in there and probably breach basic common decency and hygiene standards!

It has been renamed the Excrement End, nobody uses Bog Rolls anymore, only Animal Skin, ask any Rabbit.

[sunburywhite]

Perhpas we should employ a load of animals

Many animals eat feces—a behavior known as coprophagy—to extract leftover nutrients, vitamins, and gut bacteria. Common examples include rabbits, rodents (guinea pigs, hamsters), capybaras, and insects like dung beetles. Others include dogs, gorillas, and young elephants, often for nutrients or digestive health.

Here are key examples of animals that eat poop:
Rabbits and Hares: These animals eat specialized, soft feces called cecotropes to break down fibrous food, a process called cecotrophy, which is necessary for their survival.
Rodents (Guinea Pigs, Mice, Hamsters): Re-ingest feces to extract vitamins B and K, as well as nutrients missed in the first pass.
Capybaras: As the world's largest rodent, they eat their own poop in the morning to digest tough grasses.
Dogs: Often consume their own or other animals' poop (such as from cats or deer), which can be due to nutritional gaps or simply habit.
Insects (Dung Beetles, Flies): Rely almost entirely on feces for nutrition.
Baby Mammals (Elephants, Hippos, Pandas): Eat the feces of adults to acquire the necessary gut bacteria to digest vegetation, according to this Facebook post from the National Zoo.
Other Animals: Koalas, red foxes, chimpanzees, and gorillas have also been documented eating poop.

Why do they do it?
Nutritional Value: Feces often still contain significant protein and fiber.
Digestion Aids: Eating feces can help build gut bacteria needed to break down tough food.
Survival: In lean times, it provides an extra source of calories

[Ludlow Richard]

No home game between 21 March and 25 April. Club could have hired a large gang of labourers, had the HE toilets demolished and replaced with something suitable for the 21st century with probably a few days to spare. Chance missed!

The HE hand driers are useless. Just thought I'd get that off my chest.

[Woolly Mammoth]

No home game between 21 March and 25 April. Club could have hired a large gang of labourers, had the HE toilets demolished and replaced with something suitable for the 21st century with probably a few days to spare. Chance missed!

The HE hand driers are useless. Just thought I'd get that off my chest.

Why is there a hand dryer on your chest ?

[sunburywhite]

No home game between 21 March and 25 April. Club could have hired a large gang of labourers, had the HE toilets demolished and replaced with something suitable for the 21st century with probably a few days to spare. Chance missed!

The HE hand driers are useless. Just thought I'd get that off my chest.

Why is there a hand dryer on your chest ?


Must have a hairy chest

[Woolly Mammoth]

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

Because there is a likelihood that these ten pages will come in very handy  in the absence of your standard toilet roll, which evidence has deduced that the club are currently out of stock.
Although I suspect only absent at the Excrement End.
The Riverside Stand no doubt has a profusion of the stuff in every corner.

[FFC007]

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

Because there is a likelihood that these ten pages will come in very handy  in the absence of your standard toilet roll, which evidence has deduced that the club are currently out of stock.
Although I suspect only absent at the Excrement End.
The Riverside Stand no doubt has a profusion of the stuff in every corner.

Only cashmere silky bog roll in the riverside!

[FFC007]

Crikey.... I'm getting serious.....the club could even make money out of new modular bog's....people might even pay for a brick (on the outside) with their name on it..... something like...H4 dumped here

They'd be an improvement!!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

Is that all, blimey ime surprised it should be double that.

[SG]

Crikey.... I'm getting serious.....the club could even make money out of new modular bog's....people might even pay for a brick (on the outside) with their name on it..... something like...H4 dumped here

They'd be an improvement!!

Whay amazes me is we have ten pages on the toilets in the Hammersmith end???

Because there is a likelihood that these ten pages will come in very handy  in the absence of your standard toilet roll, which evidence has deduced that the club are currently out of stock.
Although I suspect only absent at the Excrement End.
The Riverside Stand no doubt has a profusion of the stuff in every corner.

Only cashmere silky bog roll in the riverside!

A bit frustrating that the seats aren't heated though

[Ludlow Richard]

I have to use the disabled toilet in the Hammersmith End.  At the Villa game I got into the ground early, perhaps 15 minutes after the turnstiles opened. The disabled toilet was already blocked......

[john dempsey]

I have to use the disabled toilet in the Hammersmith End.  At the Villa game I got into the ground early, perhaps 15 minutes after the turnstiles opened. The disabled toilet was already blocked......

Must of been Villas squad in there before you.
they are well known for it.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Perhpas we should employ a load of animals

Many animals eat feces—a behavior known as coprophagy—to extract leftover nutrients, vitamins, and gut bacteria. Common examples include rabbits, rodents (guinea pigs, hamsters), capybaras, and insects like dung beetles. Others include dogs, gorillas, and young elephants, often for nutrients or digestive health.

Here are key examples of animals that eat poop:
Rabbits and Hares: These animals eat specialized, soft feces called cecotropes to break down fibrous food, a process called cecotrophy, which is necessary for their survival.
Rodents (Guinea Pigs, Mice, Hamsters): Re-ingest feces to extract vitamins B and K, as well as nutrients missed in the first pass.
Capybaras: As the world's largest rodent, they eat their own poop in the morning to digest tough grasses.
Dogs: Often consume their own or other animals' poop (such as from cats or deer), which can be due to nutritional gaps or simply habit.
Insects (Dung Beetles, Flies): Rely almost entirely on feces for nutrition.
Baby Mammals (Elephants, Hippos, Pandas): Eat the feces of adults to acquire the necessary gut bacteria to digest vegetation, according to this Facebook post from the National Zoo.
Other Animals: Koalas, red foxes, chimpanzees, and gorillas have also been documented eating poop.

Why do they do it?
Nutritional Value: Feces often still contain significant protein and fiber.
Digestion Aids: Eating feces can help build gut bacteria needed to break down tough food.
Survival: In lean times, it provides an extra source of calories

Handy educational advice, although not part of my diet, and with your permission may I add to your list certain Sky Sports pundits who talk a load of it, and I include a certain EX presenter of Match of the Day.

[john dempsey]

Maybe we should do the same as the Atletico Madrid fans,
and throw toilet rolls onto the pitch pre kick off.
Only not in celebration but in protest. it looked very impressive.

[FFC007]

Maybe we should do the same as the Atletico Madrid fans,
and throw toilet rolls onto the pitch pre kick off.
Only not in celebration but in protest. it looked very impressive.

Would be interesting getting bog rolls through the security checks. You could argue that the hammy end bogs don't have any decent wiping material though!

[john dempsey]

Maybe we should do the same as the Atletico Madrid fans,
and throw toilet rolls onto the pitch pre kick off.
Only not in celebration but in protest. it looked very impressive.

Would be interesting getting bog rolls through the security checks. You could argue that the hammy end bogs don't have any decent wiping material though!









As long as the toilet paper is unused i
can't see why there would be a problem.