Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[Woolly Mammoth]

Legend has it that a colleague and associate of mine has invested in 16 Ton of Raw Carbolic Soap to sell to Patrons as a precaution and a deterrent in fighting against any plague or pandemic that arises from the Hammy End Lavatorial Department.
Carbolic Soap could be the Silver Bullet needed to fight the good fight in the name of Disinfectant and Werewolves. 

[FFC007]

Legend has it that a colleague and associate of mine has invested in 16 Ton of Raw Carbolic Soap to sell to Patrons as a precaution and a deterrent in fighting against any plague or pandemic that arises from the Hammy End Lavatorial Department.
Carbolic Soap could be the Silver Bullet needed to fight the good fight in the name of Disinfectant and Werewolves. 

Is there anything more potent? 

[Woolly Mammoth]

Legend has it that a colleague and associate of mine has invested in 16 Ton of Raw Carbolic Soap to sell to Patrons as a precaution and a deterrent in fighting against any plague or pandemic that arises from the Hammy End Lavatorial Department.
Carbolic Soap could be the Silver Bullet needed to fight the good fight in the name of Disinfectant and Werewolves. 

Is there anything more potent? 

Yes, my wife's Rolling Pin.

[Barrett487]

Why is this topic still running?

[Woolly Mammoth]

Why is this topic still running?

This topic is still running because  :-
A)  It is Topical  !!
B)  It is due to the overwhelming victims who are still suffering from the runs.

[Whitestone]

Why is this topic still running?

I'm glad someone asked. It's the most tedious thread since the days of Hilda the tea lady! Think there's a conspiracy to ensure it keeps at the top of the pile so expect it to continue! Doesn't make it any less sh*t though.

[Barrett487]

Why is this topic still running?

This topic is still running because  :-
A)  It is Topical  !!
B)  It is due to the overwhelming victims who are still suffering from the runs.

Believe me, i've suffered those loos, but it pales into insignificance to this tedious thread.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Why is this topic still running?

This topic is still running because  :-
A)  It is Topical  !!
B)  It is due to the overwhelming victims who are still suffering from the runs.

Believe me, i've suffered those loos, but it pales into insignificance to this tedious thread.

Then I can only apologise on behalf of the club for your previous suffering you have endured in those loos.
May I also thank you for your recent contribution in keeping this compelling thread alive. 

[Woolly Mammoth]

Got to say, and appreciate some may feel i can be somewhat negative at times. The hammy end toilets are a total disgrace. As a 42 year old man taking a 5 year old girl to the football, there is very little suitable options to take a child to the toilet when you need a cubicle etc. Its pretty shameful given the ticket price increases

It is shameful and is a reflection of the clubs lack of consideration for the loyalty supporters.

[FFC007]

Got to say, and appreciate some may feel i can be somewhat negative at times. The hammy end toilets are a total disgrace. As a 42 year old man taking a 5 year old girl to the football, there is very little suitable options to take a child to the toilet when you need a cubicle etc. Its pretty shameful given the ticket price increases

It is shameful and is a reflection of the clubs lack of consideration for the loyalty supporters.

Let's see if the new season provides improvements in both the Hammy end and the JH bogs.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Got to say, and appreciate some may feel i can be somewhat negative at times. The hammy end toilets are a total disgrace. As a 42 year old man taking a 5 year old girl to the football, there is very little suitable options to take a child to the toilet when you need a cubicle etc. Its pretty shameful given the ticket price increases

It is shameful and is a reflection of the clubs lack of consideration for the loyalty supporters.

Let's see if the new season provides improvements in both the Hammy end and the JH bogs.

Reports are leaking through from our underground crack intelligence unit that 2 lorry loads of Gelignite are heading towards the Hammy End Ablutions from a Secret location in Siberia.

[KJS]

Why is this topic still running?

Because we have a minority of posters on here who seem to think its relevant to all when in fact its irrelevant to most FFC fans

[Woolly Mammoth]

Wrong Again, That's The Spirit.

[Roberty]

Do you think we can sell them to Ipswich ?

They seem to be on a buying spree.

[FFC007]

Do you think we can sell them to Ipswich ?

They seem to be on a buying spree.

Or we could sell the toilets to ourselves like Chelsea did with their hotels.

Should get at least 50p for transfer kitty given how wrecked they are! 

[FFC007]

Why is this topic still running?

It's only a bit of light hearted fun. Most of the other threads are serious and a great forum for reasoned debate...

This one is only for a bit of comical banter and entertainment.

Mr Woolly is chief comedian!

[FFC007]

Legend has it that a colleague and associate of mine has invested in 16 Ton of Raw Carbolic Soap to sell to Patrons as a precaution and a deterrent in fighting against any plague or pandemic that arises from the Hammy End Lavatorial Department.
Carbolic Soap could be the Silver Bullet needed to fight the good fight in the name of Disinfectant and Werewolves. 

Is there anything more potent? 

Yes, my wife's Rolling Pin.

Mrs Ramsay lol

[FFC007]

Happy days...

The hammy end bogs have been refurbished....

https://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2026/august/14/stadium-and-matchday-policy-updates/

[TheOnionBag]

I see on the Fulham website they outline changes made to the ground including the loos at the Hammersmith end.
in fairness there were worse toilet facilities for example, Elm park saltergate the vetch field one visit there there were no light and only the light from the doorway just as well you couldn't see what you were wading ankle deep through.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I see on the Fulham website they outline changes made to the ground including the loos at the Hammersmith end.
in fairness there were worse toilet facilities for example, Elm park saltergate the vetch field one visit there there were no light and only the light from the doorway just as well you couldn't see what you were wading ankle deep through.

Well our campaign has finally worked, all that hard work has paid off. Despite the miserable brigades negativity and whinging like holier than thou men of the cloth.
Shame on you and may your haemarhoids continue to itch.
May I take this opportunity to thank all my colleagues and associates who without them we would not have achieved our goal.
We can now celebrate the own goal by the miserable brigade and holier than thou men of the cloth. So let us run around in triumph, while the miserable brigade finish off crying in their Oxtail Soup.
Further more I can confirm the arrival from Siberia 2 Lorry Loads of Gelignite for good measure.
So let us drink to swimming with bow legged women.