NFR - Do you sit down when you pee?

[finnster01]

Obviously this thread do not really apply to the ladies on the board, but I find myself more often sitting down when I pee than previously, especially at night. It only applies to me old mint in the apartment which I am very comfortable with.  :033:

Do some of the older gentlemen on here have similar experiences or am I in the process of losing my wits completely?

[Tom]

 :tom:

[SmithyFFC]

:tom:

+1

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

How very German of you ............................Das stimmt! !!!

all men should sit in their own home
(from a woman's perspective )

[Peabody]

I'll tell you Finn, I have to contort myself into all sorts of odd positions to have a pee. Its the postrate yousee, I am waiting to here from Epsom Hospital as to when they can operate. You would think I was the oldest contortionist on earth to see mee peeing. Or is that too much information?

[Fernhurst]

MR FINN!!!!!  :001:


You're running out of subject matter!!!!


I remember Mr Ska asking the same question about a year ago, so you have one member of your newly formed club.......



I realise I've avoided the question........NO

[FP]

Same thing for me here. We had this discussion last week at work and it turned out it's quite common (at least among my acquaintances) after 40,

[fulhamguy]

Laziness!

[mrska]

Im a rim sitter..x

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

No wonder the ladies love you Skasi  :005:

[Mr Fulham]

:tom:

+1

+2

[LBNo11]

...I used to, until someone objected to me doing so in the urinals at the Hammersmith End...

[Burt]

...I used to, until someone objected to me doing so in the urinals at the Hammersmith End...

:005:

[TheDaddy]

THE ONLY TIME I SIT DOWN IS FOR A SH.....................T.
Mind you i have had a few mishaps in my time when standing  :58:

What i don't understand is when you ask the old lady "up or down "she says down "Whats the first thing she does when you hit and miss on it, is complain " just cant win

I have also found after i have had a gipsy no amount of shaking will stop a leak as soon as i've put it away  : :dft007:

[AmericanJames]

I guess its just another reason to enjoy my youth.

[mrska]

No wonder the ladies love you Skasi  :005:

Ha ha  ...magic..

[mrska]

...I used to, until someone objected to me doing so in the urinals at the Hammersmith End...

Brilliant..!

[dtowndough]

:tom:

+1

+2

+3

[FatFreddysCat]

THE ONLY TIME I SIT DOWN IS FOR A SH.....................T.
Mind you i have had a few mishaps in my time when standing  :58:

What i don't understand is when you ask the old lady "up or down "she says down "Whats the first thing she does when you hit and miss on it, is complain " just cant win

I have also found after i have had a gipsy no amount of shaking will stop a leak as soon as i've put it away  : :dft007:

Too right the Daddy, i've now decided to buy only black shorts and pants as grey (the worst colour) ones on certain material can make a small drop spread to look like you've peed yerself. Must try that sitting thing out again as i tried it a few times without the after leek. You younger lot have a lot to fear when you get to 40.

[Scrumpy]

Obviously this thread do not really apply to the ladies on the board, but I find myself more often sitting down when I pee than previously, especially at night. It only applies to me old mint in the apartment which I am very comfortable with.  :033:

Do some of the older gentlemen on here have similar experiences or am I in the process of losing my wits completely?

I hadn't thought about it until now, but you're right. I would never sit down for a pee down the pub, but find myself doing it more and more at home. I think it's when the light's out and the boss is asleep. I certainly don't want to wake her :039: (not a good idea!)and nowadays it takes my eyes 20 minutes to adapt to the bright light. So I just stumble around in the dark. The only way to guarantee no misses (especially with a bed snake that truly does have a mind of it's own) is to sit down and be damn certain that everything is aiming downwards! :57:

I'm glad we had this chat Finnster. A real weight off my mind.