NFR - Do you sit down when you pee?

[FatFreddysCat]

I honestly considered copying Blingo's mob and no longer let anyone call me a complete p**** again, i'm sure it's the excess outer packaging that is to blame.  I decided against it in the end, but haven't ruled it out. That or a sex change  :035:

[ToodlesMcToot]

When my just short of two year old son became able to walk, he apparently also became curious about what that mysterious yellow liquid was that escaped from daddy from time to time.

As anyone with experience with toddlers will tell you, if they're curious about something they first touch and then attempt to taste. My son was no different and gleefully snuck up from behind me early one morning so that he could slip his hand into the mystery stream. Daddy, son, toilet, floor, and wall all wet. Daddy was quick witted enough to keep son from tasting, thankfully.

Since, daddy's attempts to pee standing have developed into a game of chase where son works to outflank daddy in order to touch and taste said stream. I'll add that it is quite difficult to pee accurately while simultaneously fending off a child and circumnavigating the bowl to stay between him and the stream.

I sit.

[Blingo]

I honestly considered copying Blingo's mob and no longer let anyone call me a complete p**** again, i'm sure it's the excess outer packaging that is to blame.  I decided against it in the end, but haven't ruled it out. That or a sex change  :035:

We would not accept a Gentile like you, so it looks like the only option is to become a "lady boy" five dollars, love you loooong time lol lol lol

[Tonywa]

I guess its just another reason to enjoy my youth.

Whoever he might be ;-)

[CorkedHat]

I guess its just another reason to enjoy my youth.

Whoever he might be ;-)

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[Senior Supporter]

Surely there is no sensible option in the middle of the night, in the dark, is there?

There is, however, some good news for us oldies. Californian vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have produced a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night, and will be marketed as ....











Pinot More.   :drums:

[BalDrick]

A 3am still pissed one has been a sitter for ages, but I have to say I do find myself sitting more often these days. Not really sure why because it's not like I stain my jeans when I put the chap away after a stander. Maybe just laziness.

[FatFreddysCat]

I guess its just another reason to enjoy my youth.

Whoever he might be ;-)

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+ 1 on the  :011:

[Gozorich]

It is highly recommended that if there is a man/men/boys in the house do not enter the bathroom in bare feet.

Apparently, it is also recommended that a toothbrush should be kept at least six feet away from the toilet bowl.  :002:

[Tom]

It is highly recommended that if there is a man/men/boys in the house do not enter the bathroom in bare feet.

Apparently, it is also recommended that a toothbrush should be kept at least six feet away from the toilet bowl.  :002:

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[Lighthouse]

Christie: Yellow River

[Tom]

Again  :tom:! If your a man, you stand to pee! If your a p#ssy scum fan, then you sit to pee.

[mrska]

I sit down when i pee..at home only...

At least youre nearly guaranteed to get most of the pee in the loo, plus..  its a great oportunity to read the paper for abit..

Shame i cant have a TV in my bathroom.. i may never have a reason to leave the loo..

[cebu]

I sit down when i pee..at home only...

At least youre nearly guaranteed to get most of the pee in the loo, plus..  its a great oportunity to read the paper for abit..

Shame i cant have a TV in my bathroom.. i may never have a reason to leave the loo..

Surely you have to leave to get a beer - no wait a minute, you could put a fridge in there too.   :011:

[FC Silver Fox]

Sitting down when you pee is not the right question. Surely you should worry if you pee when you sit down?

Since we're on the subject of intimate confessions, I occasionally pee in the garden late in the evening under the stars. It gives a sort of primeval satisfaction that I would heartily recommend. Its also very relaxing before going to bed and you will get to sleep quicker.  I don't know if this pleasure stems from a genetic animal instinct of marking one's terrain. I'm probably the only weird one that pursues this activity and I'm sure I'm going to regret this post.

I wouldn't recommend this outdoor pursuit if you live in an appartment or have a garden that backs onto a main road. You're likely to get arrested.

[Blingo]

I sit down when i pee..at home only...

At least youre nearly guaranteed to get most of the pee in the loo, plus..  its a great oportunity to read the paper for abit..

and eat sh1t......100million flies can't be wrong!!!

Shame i cant have a TV in my bathroom.. i may never have a reason to leave the loo..

Surely you have to leave to get a beer - no wait a minute, you could put a fridge in there too.   :011:

[SoCalJoe]

Not sure what is worse...the fact there is a thread on this topic w/3+ pages or the fact that I've read all 35 responses   :032:

[Burt]

I don't know if this pleasure stems from a genetic animal instinct of marking one's terrain. I'm probably the only weird one that pursues this activity and I'm sure I'm going to regret this post.

You are a brave man Mr FC sir...

I must admit to peeing outdoors on occasion. Last time was in Hamburg, when after the train and bus ride to the stadium 5 pints just had to come out. Did it on a hedge fronting a house along with most of the other people on the bus. A good natured policeman wondered up swinging his handcuffs...

I must admit I have never peed in my own garden though!

[Tom]

Not sure what is worse...the fact there is a thread on this topic w/3+ pages or the fact that I've read all 35 responses   :032:

+1 A huge double  :tom:

[AlFayedsChequebook]

This thread should be shut down...mods!