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Offline leonffc

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2011, 11:10:40 PM »
ha ha...  Just a gentle  nudge as i know how these things can go,,,,, :048:

Deano - why dont you lighten it up with that joke you sent me about the irish SAS getting involved in the hunt  :002:

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2011, 11:15:18 PM »
ha ha...  Just a gentle  nudge as i know how these things can go,,,,, :048:

Deano - why dont you lighten it up with that joke you sent me about the irish SAS getting involved in the hunt  :002:
You'd be surprised how many non pc Fulham there are out there Leon. Saying tht you probably know more Fofers than me, so i guess you know that. Certainly the Non FOF i know , are not shy of a dodgy joke   :dft012:

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2011, 11:18:34 PM »
...hi George, Arthur, no, sorry, I mean Leon, it is not about skasie being a little Hitler, in a nutshell it is about keeping the ethic of this site and keeping politics away from subjects posted on FOF, it all too often leads to people who though they were friends becoming enemies. What you text and PM on Facebook etc., is more personal, this message board is read by many, and some may not like the content and react in a manner that causes disharmony between FOF members.

Some nutshell, some nut.

LBNo11, once a paid up member of the communist party, now that must be like waving a red flag to a bull  :hook:


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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2011, 11:19:17 PM »
ha ha...  Just a gentle  nudge as i know how these things can go,,,,, :048:

Deano - why dont you lighten it up with that joke you sent me about the irish SAS getting involved in the hunt  :002:
And can you send that to Kaz, though i have a feeling it's an old joke but i just cant remember it.

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2011, 11:19:32 PM »
Leon that was to your phone not on FOF..  i send many jokes like that  but not on here..  I was just giving a gentle warning.. because the thread had the possibility of getting out of hand...  Im not PC.. im anti PC...   but there are rules for this board.. and im a moderator so i have to take a stand.



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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2011, 11:21:16 PM »
To be fair, it was a really big house.  :028:  Ha ha we can find the other turd in a hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere. But we couldn't find the tallest arab in the biggest house in a country where we knew he was hiding??? WTF?   :tom:


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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2011, 11:26:58 PM »
To be fair, it was a really big house.  :028:  Ha ha we can find the other turd in a hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere. But we couldn't find the tallest arab in the biggest house in a country where we knew he was hiding??? WTF?   :tom:
  :011:  :011: . See the Yanks dont find it offensive, cant believe it's on the verge of getting locked. I can see the risk of somethings, but at least let's see the risk going the full hog, or are we going stop and search? Surely a fully paid up member (ex) of the Commie party would be against this ???????????

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2011, 11:33:22 PM »
...Brother Fred, I do not condone a pogrom publicly, but if you wake up and find yourself dead and buried in Highgate cemetery, don't come running to me - it will have been for the good of the state, Pro Civibus Et Civitate and all that...

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2011, 11:39:10 PM »
...Brother Fred, I do not condone a pogrom publicly, but if you wake up and find yourself dead and buried in Highgate cemetery, don't come running to me - it will have been for the good of the state, Pro Civibus Et Civitate and all that...

Civitate, Probate, exacerbate, rebate, masturbate, hey Darla how'd my dictate last night. What game are we playing??? I don't think I'm playing correctly, and certainly without an entire deck.  :58:


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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2011, 11:46:06 PM »
...Brother Fred, I do not condone a pogrom publicly, but if you wake up and find yourself dead and buried in Highgate cemetery, don't come running to me - it will have been for the good of the state, Pro Civibus Et Civitate and all that...
I wasn't the best at Latin at the highly rated left wing school of Northolt High, but i do remember Caecilius est in horto. And after googling i can regonise the writing under the old council crest  :dft012:

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2011, 12:09:19 AM »
Way to many moderaters still awake for me to run riot on the quiet, i'm off, but may look back , so dont tke it too easy  :hook:

Offline leonffc

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 12:14:39 AM »
LB and Ska.
 I know why Mr Ska got involved. It was a little joke on my part, again to try and lighten this place up a bit. Not have a go at Ska!! In fact I wasnt calling him a little Hitler at all. I was going to post it myself but didn't want to steal his thunder  :57: - not that it was offensive anyhow.


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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2011, 12:28:13 AM »
And before you Yanks spot it, no i cant spell American (see the title)  :doh:

We won't take that personally, FFC. We know that if you spell ANYTHING correctly, it's most likely an accident.   :005:
A stopped clock is right twice  day.

yeah, but one that's running 20 minutes slow can be wrong for 40 or 50 years.

Offline jarv

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2011, 01:58:18 AM »
I just read them all, no harm but i would like to hear the irish joke. did I miss it scrolling through?

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2011, 04:27:05 AM »
 :doh: :doh: :024: :024:
Damn you Freddy:
I always get my posts removed when I respond to your  :hook: :hook: :hook:
fishing expeditions   :011: :011: :011: :011: :011: :012:


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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2011, 04:54:32 AM »
I am offended. I cant believe this thread! lol

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2011, 07:43:45 AM »
Ok i got the Irish SAS  joke and as Leon says it's not offensive so here goes.Apparently the Irish Sas joined in the US assault over the weekend. They stormed Debenhams after hearing summer bed linen was on the 3rd floor.

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2011, 08:49:45 AM »
Ok i got the Irish SAS  joke and as Leon says it's not offensive so here goes.Apparently the Irish Sas joined in the US assault over the weekend. They stormed Debenhams after hearing summer bed linen was on the 3rd floor.

Offended  :hook:


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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2011, 09:06:03 AM »
I cant believe my jokes got slaughtered and this is carrying on. Well done mods for seeing the jokes for what they are.....JOKES. :005: :005:

Still offended though. :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook:

mrska

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Re: A joke for our Ameican cousins.
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2011, 09:34:36 AM »
Hold on Blingo...  there have been post removed from this thread...  i dont mind the jokes its the polictics that had crept in... did you see them Blingo before you start????