If FOF posters were footballers...

[finnster01]

who would they be?

I'll start:
FatFreddy = Vinnie Jones
Fernhurst = Bobby Charlton
KCat = Liam Brady
CorkedHat = Jimmy Greaves
LBNo11 = Terry Butcher with the bandage
Peabody = Ian Callaghan
Admin = Billy Bremner
WhiteNoise = Johan Cruyff, pure genious
TonyGilroy = Johnny Haynes
HatterDon = Bobby Robson
Sipwell = Eric Gerets
WhiteJC = Ronaldo (due to his technical abilities and Windows stepovers)
GCW = Archie Gemmill
FCSilverFox = Zenedine Zidane
Lighthouse = Alan Mullery
OldBrownShoe = George Cohen
The Daddy = Sir Stanley Matthews
ClintClintDeuce = Rooney
AmericanJames = Rooney's younger brother
YankeeJim = Joe Jordan
Logicalman = Danny Murphy
Lork = Jack Wilshere
RidgeRider = Kevin Keegan
Mr Ska = Jan Molby
Airfix = Peter Crouch (after his diet)

I'll let you lot fill in the rest

[YankeeJim]

Well, as Wiki says : "As a player he gained a fearsome 'Jaws' persona due to having lost two front teeth early in his career. The persona aside, he became known as a strong, fearless and committed player " Well sort of accurate except I still have all 11 of my teeth. :57:

[YankeeJim]

I forgot to ask, who would Finnister be, Mia Hamn?

[timmyg]

Who am I, Shefki Kuqi? (Killing threads like he killed offensive fluidity)

[AmericanJames]

Well done  :54: but the gulf of class can't be that much between CCD and myself

[HatterDon]

I can't remember a time when I was more flattered, Mr. Finn. Sir Bobby Robson. Wow; I'm speechless.

[clintclintdeuce]

Well done  :54: but the gulf of class can't be that much between CCD and myself

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!

[OldBrownShoe]

 092.gif  Not forgetting:

Bog (Old Sod's Army) Cookie Coleman
The Equaliser  Jimmy Langley

Any takers for Frank Large, Reg Stratton, Alf Stokes, Terry Dyson?  087.gif

[clintclintdeuce]

Cork City- Roy Keane

[os5889]

think nogood John toshack in disguise.
Mr Finn is said to be modelling hi :hook:mself on Jamie Carragher

[finnster01]

think nogood John toshack in disguise.
Mr Finn is said to be modelling hi :hook:mself on Jamie Carragher

Well at least it wasn't John Terry  :59:

I think our Welshman Mr Owen would be:
os5889 = Neville Southall (or even give David Stockdale a run for the buffet table)  :54:

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

zzamora = Volz, everybodys favourite

Mr Moon = Garry Linniker, clean cut and never spits

Brede Butter Pudding   and  Alfyadschequebook =  Hoddle and Waddle,   a fine pair

Finny =  Sir Alex Ferguson,  charming but  an underline menace

WhiteWitch  =  Sir Alf Ramsey, gets the job done !

Blingo = Ian Wright,  Happy Chappy !

Mr Fulham = Arsen Wenger, super serial !

Cleveland Mo = Owen Hargreaves, great talent but where the hell is she ???

[Berserker]

I'd quite fancy myself as Eric Cantana but is that going a step too far.

[finnster01]

Can't believe some of the people I missed but thanks for filling in the gaps. Keep them coming

I picture Equaliser more as:
The Equaliser = Fellaini  :005:

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

and finally ...

Pata = Bellemy, will eventually go back to where he came from 

[Burt]

I'll make do with being Billy the Badger.

[Ron Sheepskin]

I was born on the same day and year as Gary MacAllister. That's as close as I can get with comparing myself to a footballer - the waistline of Neville Southall, and the passing ability of Zat Knight  :016:

[Burt]

Given my injury history of late, perhaps I'll raise my sights beyond Billy the Badger and go for Owen Hargreaves.

[MJG]

I'll be Gary Barnett...running around a lot, but no one really notices me.

[BalDrick]

I'd like to apply for the Jim Stannard role please.

CV: I used to be quite a good keeper in my day. I am now too fat and drink too much.