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If FOF posters were footballers...

Started by finnster01, September 01, 2011, 12:36:32 AM

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TheDon

Wadey = jimmy bullard both keen fishermen :hook:

Nick the Swede

Not sure if I should be proud or offended for not being mentioned in this thread  :012: :002:  :54:
-"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

Blingo

Nick the Swede.....Graham Taylor



oops sorry nicks a Swede, not a Turnip lol.


finnster01

Quote from: Sheepskin Junior on September 01, 2011, 05:02:30 PM
Hmm, might I be Pierluigi Colina or Howard Webb?

Collina yes, Howard Webb no. We want to create a positive set of role models for the young  'uns. Watching Collina ref was as close to watching a symphony conductor direct a football match. Pure genious. Now there is a level of excellence to strive for.

so its is official:
Sheepskin Jr = Pierluigi Collina
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

finnster01



Blingo = Ian Rush (he once said 'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'...  :005:)

If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

ElissonSnygg

ElissonSnygg: Guess I'm Özil then. Well i just look weird soo
Official board member of the Swedish Supporter Club - FFC Sweden.

Twitter: @ElissonSnygg


finnster01

Quote from: Nick the Swede on September 01, 2011, 05:57:19 PM
Not sure if I should be proud or offended for not being mentioned in this thread  :012: :002:  :54:

Sorry Nick,
I know I missed a good few. Not intentionally but my brain has only so many storage slots. Need to buy some extra RAM for myself.

So here is my assessment of some of our most vocal Scandi followers:
Nick the Swede = Freddie Ljungberg without the six-pack. In fact, actually with the six-pack but one in each hand.
Matt the Swede = Zlatan Ibrahimovich without the attitude
Bilet = JA Riise with a camera in his back pocket
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

finnster01

Quote from: ElissonSnygg on September 01, 2011, 06:52:25 PM
ElissonSnygg: Guess I'm Özil then. Well i just look weird soo

I think this would be more prudent, given your frequent comments
ElissonSnygg = Glen Hysen
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

michaelread

requesting my character reference in football player form (I'll use it for my CV...)


Nick the Swede

Quote from: finnster01 on September 01, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
Sorry Nick,
I know I missed a good few. Not intentionally but my brain has only so many storage slots. Need to buy some extra RAM for myself.

So here is my assessment of some of our most vocal Scandi followers:
Nick the Swede = Freddie Ljungberg without the six-pack. In fact, actually with the six-pack but one in each hand.
Matt the Swede = Zlatan Ibrahimovich without the attitude
Bilet = JA Riise with a camera in his back pocket

No worries what so ever, not sure what to make with the Freddie link though, would have said something along the lines of maybe Robert Prytz


Get Coat gif
-"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

finnster01

Quote from: Nick the Swede on September 01, 2011, 07:05:13 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on September 01, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
Sorry Nick,
I know I missed a good few. Not intentionally but my brain has only so many storage slots. Need to buy some extra RAM for myself.

So here is my assessment of some of our most vocal Scandi followers:
Nick the Swede = Freddie Ljungberg without the six-pack. In fact, actually with the six-pack but one in each hand.
Matt the Swede = Zlatan Ibrahimovich without the attitude
Bilet = JA Riise with a camera in his back pocket

No worries what so ever, not sure what to make with the Freddie link though, would have said something along the lines of maybe Robert Prytz


Get Coat gif


HaHaHa  :clap_hands: Top man. Completely forgot about him. Your correction has indeed been accepted by a unanimous decision so:

Nick the Swede = Robert Prytz

Here is another top photo of the former Malmo and Rangers man.

If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

finnster01

Quote from: michaelread on September 01, 2011, 07:02:17 PM
requesting my character reference in football player form (I'll use it for my CV...)

MichaelRead = Harry Kewell (Top man from downunder with the heart in the right place  :down_under: )
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead


Blingo

Quote from: finnster01 on September 01, 2011, 06:38:03 PM


Blingo = Ian Rush (he once said 'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'...  :005:)




ANYTHING BUT A MICKEY MOUSER FINNY  :002: :002: :002:

Tomo

"We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it." - Che Guevara

SHADY1

#74
Quote from: LBNo11 on September 01, 2011, 09:27:31 AM
...for shady1 I was going to suggest Ray Lewington, having been ever present and in the thick of all the action - however I value my life.

Therefore shady1 has to be Micky Adams, respected, tough and his own man.


Oh and for Finnster, it must be Rufus Brevett, audacious, tenacious, uncompromising, but fair...


ha ha .... I'll be Ray Lewington if you like, high praise indeed with both suggestions. ... (FGF)  ;-)
we are Fulham stay realistic or be for ever disappointed ...


finnster01

Quote from: Blingo on September 01, 2011, 07:37:48 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on September 01, 2011, 06:38:03 PM


Blingo = Ian Rush (he once said 'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'...  :005:)




ANYTHING BUT A MICKEY MOUSER FINNY  :002: :002: :002:

Agree that is a bit harsh but Ian Rush is actually a very nice guy who I met once. And he is Welsh not a Micky.

But given the massive uproar we have decided to reassign you to
Blingo = Gordon Strachan (always upbeat with a quick quip in his back pocket)

Strachan once said this about Rooney: Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17, you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

LordNelson

Quote from: finnster01 on September 01, 2011, 03:10:09 PM
Quote from: LordNelson on September 01, 2011, 02:57:35 PM
Can I be George Best--without the booze but with the birds?

Absolutely not. If you had said with the booze but without the birds you may have had a shot  :005:

I think this is more prudent as you come across as a very intelligent person with a decent heart:

LordNelson =  Alan Ball


Awesome.  I'll have to start wearing a cheesecutter cap!
"The Right Honorable Lord Viscount Nelson K.B., Vice-Admiral of the WHITE ... Fulham expects that every man will do his duty!"


clintclintdeuce

The Dude abides.


CorkedHat

Quote from: mr_ska on September 01, 2011, 09:59:27 AM
Jan Molby - Good looking..  but battles with his weight..  yeah id take that!

Yeah and he battled with the booze as well, Deano. I can see where you are coming from  092.gif
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us

CorkedHat

#79
Quote from: sipwell on September 01, 2011, 03:19:17 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on September 01, 2011, 03:16:55 PM
Quote from: sipwell on September 01, 2011, 03:12:23 PM
Mr. Finn, since you already have more than 11 players, who would start and would I be captain?

As I recall it, I think I once posted a FoF Select XI and I am pretty sure you were in it.

Now, captaincy is a different proposition. I think it would be hard to beat a CorkedHat halftime pep-talk or a FatFreddy hairdryer treatment. Pick your poison  :011:


Surely CH would be fast asleep at that point of the game (beauty sleep, evidently) and FatFreddy would be in line of the hotdog stand outside of the stadium, anxiously waiting to get his hands on the goodies. Those aren't good captains!


I would be excellent as a captain if you were in the team because having lived in Belgium I haven't forgotten how to swear in Flemish. Actually I might use a few of them on here - the Mods would never know :005:
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us