The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

[Fulham Tup North]

Having seen Cumming's goals on youtube he looks to me as if he has an 'eye for goal' .

In other words confident when presented with a chance to score unlike many of our present players who don't appear calm in front of goal.

That can translate to any football.

Got to agree.  Youngster who will only get much better as well :)

[Hoppus]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

[Woolly Mammoth]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

[Asotosyios]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

We were interested in him 4 years ago!!

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11681/8378951/transfer-news-fulham-leading-race-to-sign-molde-defender-vegard-forren

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11681/8246130/brede-hangeland-says-fulham-are-interested-in-vegard-forren

[Nero]

see that Hogan didnt play for Brentford today, hes off somewhere then.

[HillingdonFFC]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

Was thinking the exact same, crying out a Dunk type lump, need a dominant centre half badly

[Woolly Mammoth]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

Was thinking the exact same, crying out a Dunk type lump, need a dominant centre half badly

Absolutely.

[fulhamben]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

Was thinking the exact same, crying out a Dunk type lump, need a dominant centre half badly

Absolutely.

and a keeper like stockdale

[Woolly Mammoth]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

Was thinking the exact same, crying out a Dunk type lump, need a dominant centre half badly

Absolutely.

and a keeper like stockdale

Of course.

[SG]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

Was thinking the exact same, crying out a Dunk type lump, need a dominant centre half badly

Absolutely.

and a keeper like stockdale

Stockdale is made to look much better than he is by the impressive Brighton back four. He is not premiership quality as he displayed when he was with us although I accept he may be a slight upgrade on Button

[fulhamben]

Norwegian CB Vegard Forren is wanted by several Championship clubs (source is Norwegian media).

http://www.transfermarkt.com/vegard-forren/profil/spieler/62054#ath

Not big enough I am afraid.

Was thinking the exact same, crying out a Dunk type lump, need a dominant centre half badly

Absolutely.

and a keeper like stockdale

Stockdale is made to look much better than he is by the impressive Brighton back four. He is not premiership quality as he displayed when he was with us although I accept he may be a slight upgrade on Button

If we were dismissing every player that we had that wasn't prem quality, then we wouldn't even be able to field a 5 aside team. Stockdale is far superior to button.

[Asotosyios]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

[AlexW132]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

No, no and no

[@jolslover]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

[fulhamben]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

Ahah? Isn't he the kazakhstanian Messi, albeit it with one eye and three thumbs. Would be a real coup to get him in

[Asotosyios]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

Ahah? Isn't he the kazakhstanian Messi, albeit it with one eye and three thumbs. Would be a real coup to get him in

But can he play as a lone forward?

[Asotosyios]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

I think Kline would be very intrigued by Niasse by looking at his stats. While playing for Locomotiv Moscow for 6 months last year until he moved to Everton, he had 13 goals and 10 assists in 23 games in the Russian League/Cup/Super Cup and the Europa League.

[AlexW132]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

I think Kline would be very intrigued by Niasse by looking at his stats. While playing for Locomotiv Moscow for 6 months last year until he moved to Everton, he had 13 goals and 10 assists in 23 games in the Russian League/Cup/Super Cup and the Europa League.

In the Russian league, where Sigurdsson was one of its best defenders who has struggled with us

[Asotosyios]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

I think Kline would be very intrigued by Niasse by looking at his stats. While playing for Locomotiv Moscow for 6 months last year until he moved to Everton, he had 13 goals and 10 assists in 23 games in the Russian League/Cup/Super Cup and the Europa League.

In the Russian league, where Sigurdsson was one of its best defenders who has struggled with us

It's more a question of whether he would fit our style of play, rather than which league he used to play. If that was the case, teams would never consider getting players from lower leagues.

[fulhamben]

No actual rumours, but would you take Leonardo Ulloa, Oumar Niasse or Lewis Grabban on loan? None of them gets any playing time in their clubs.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Who are people expecting us to get ahah? All 3 would be top strikers at this level.

I think Kline would be very intrigued by Niasse by looking at his stats. While playing for Locomotiv Moscow for 6 months last year until he moved to Everton, he had 13 goals and 10 assists in 23 games in the Russian League/Cup/Super Cup and the Europa League.

In the Russian league, where Sigurdsson was one of its best defenders who has struggled with us

It's more a question of whether he would fit our style of play, rather than which league he used to play. If that was the case, teams would never consider getting players from lower leagues.

when we were in the Premier league, who did we sign from the lower leagues who turned out to be good. I can't think of one.