The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

[@jolslover]

Fulham are preparing a new offer for Standard Liege midfielder Ibrahima Cisse, according to Sky sources.

We understand an initial bid of £2million was rejected by the Belgian club last week. Liege value Cisse, who has caps for Belgium's U21s, at around £3m.

[ToodlesMcToot]

Funny that Slavisa continues to bang on about needing a central defender and a striker but, one could say that the strongest links we have are for midfielders.

Not sure how to take it but I hope the Bitton link hasn't died. Sounds just the kind of replacement we'd need for Scotty after this season. Cisse seems worth a punt as well given his position within the Belgian national team set up.

Anyone seen anything recent about Enrich (think that's the right name)?

[The Swan]

According to Sky Sports Fulham are preparing a new offer for Cisse. Why, he is a midfielder.
We have offered £2m and they want £3m.

[Allestree andy]

Fulham are preparing a new offer for Standard Liege midfielder Ibrahima Cisse, according to Sky sources.

We understand an initial bid of £2million was rejected by the Belgian club last week. Liege value Cisse, who has caps for Belgium's U21s, at around £3m. 

Thoughts anyone? would signing him improve us

[Arthur]

Maybe it's because Scott Parker's control and passing ability is no substitute for Cairney's, Johansen's or McDonald's.

[Horsfield_No9]

Anyone seen him play? Seems to of played at all levels up to and including U21 for Belgium so must have something. 22 years old is a good age. What position in midfield is he best?

[Arthur]

would signing him improve us

If he's better than Parker, then yes it would.

[Mince n Tatties]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

[Woolly Mammoth]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

Unable to determine how many Cisse's there are at the moment, as we are still head counting. Estimated time of completion of this Roll Call is early 2018.

[bmasar]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

How many Smiths are there? You realize different cultures can have common surnames, right?

[Mince n Tatties]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

How many Smiths are there? You realize different cultures can have common surnames, right?
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lol....It was a joke.
Hence the reply from Woolly.

[ToodlesMcToot]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

Been stuck on Dembele's for a while now.

[sarnian]

Anyone seen him play? Seems to of played at all levels up to and including U21 for Belgium so must have something. 22 years old is a good age. What position in midfield is he best?

Why has he only played 3 games for Standard Liege

[river phoenix]

Anyone seen him play? Seems to of played at all levels up to and including U21 for Belgium so must have something. 22 years old is a good age. What position in midfield is he best?

Why has he only played 3 games for Standard Liege

Wiki is outdated a bit in this case. Cisse has played 10 games in Belgium league and 3 more games in Europa league.

http://int.soccerway.com/teams/belgium/standard-de-liege/230/

[Woolly Mammoth]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

How many Smiths are there? You realize different cultures can have common surnames, right?
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lol....It was a joke.
Hence the reply from Woolly.

Population count for Smiths started in 1911 and still counting. We have one of the more famous Smiths, answers to the name of Matt. He is very popular on this board and on the field of play.

[westcliff white]

Southend United interested in Cauley Woodrow and Matt Smith. My local club, was also where I first saw Cauley play

[dannyboi-ffc]

How many of these Cisse's are there?

How many Smiths are there? You realize different cultures can have common surnames, right?
[/quote

lol....It was a joke.
Hence the reply from Woolly.

Population count for Smiths started in 1911 and still counting. We have one of the more famous Smiths, answers to the name of Matt. He is very popular on this board and on the field of play.

I'm a Smith. Dannyboi Smithy. I might be a little bit more popular on here than Matt but only because not many people seem to like Smudge playing. So basically I have a chance by default, story of my life.

Back to the transfer rumours.

Any strikers yet Fulham???

[fulhamfan]

Robbie Keane is available

[westcliff white]

Robbie Keane is available

yes he is, lets leave him that way. Looked distinctly average at best in the last MLS season

[Friendsoffulham]

MBS Sport ‏@MBS_Sport  3h3 hours ago
Fulham have completed an extension on the loan spell of Lucas Piazon from Chelsea. Fulham interested in summer permanent move. #FFC #CFC