The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

[fulhamben]

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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

what is the chelsea match stream?

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john garrick ‏@garrick_john  4m4 minutes ago
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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

yea but he young british and scored some goals starting price for a striker is about 9m now days might be 8m plus 4m on appearances goals and promotion

[fulhamben]

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john garrick ‏@garrick_john  4m4 minutes ago
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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

yea but he young british and scored some goals starting price for a striker is about 9m now days might be 8m plus 4m on appearances goals and promotion

hes on a season long loan at bristol city with no recall according to wiki

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john garrick ‏@garrick_john  4m4 minutes ago
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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

yea but he young british and scored some goals starting price for a striker is about 9m now days might be 8m plus 4m on appearances goals and promotion

hes on a season long loan at bristol city with no recall according to wiki

He can do a Martin,

[fulhamben]

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john garrick ‏@garrick_john  4m4 minutes ago
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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

yea but he young british and scored some goals starting price for a striker is about 9m now days might be 8m plus 4m on appearances goals and promotion

hes on a season long loan at bristol city with no recall according to wiki

He can do a Martin,

wouldnt want him if he did.

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john garrick ‏@garrick_john  4m4 minutes ago
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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

yea but he young british and scored some goals starting price for a striker is about 9m now days might be 8m plus 4m on appearances goals and promotion

hes on a season long loan at bristol city with no recall according to wiki

He can do a Martin,

wouldnt want him if he did.

he may well have a recall option in his loan, as there isnt a option to purchase

[fulhamben]

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john garrick ‏@garrick_john  4m4 minutes ago
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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Please please please be a striker! 

could be Tammy Abraham now he has gone off the boil be a Fulhamish move

He did cross my mind and I think he would be a very good signing, although price seems steep.
Is Pato still a Chelsea player? Small chance it may be him, but most likely wouldn't drop down.

yea but he young british and scored some goals starting price for a striker is about 9m now days might be 8m plus 4m on appearances goals and promotion

hes on a season long loan at bristol city with no recall according to wiki

He can do a Martin,

wouldnt want him if he did.

yes i know, its wiki 
2016–17 season: Loan to Bristol City[edit]
On 5 August 2016, Abraham signed for Championship side Bristol City on a season-long loan from parent club Chelsea, with no recall clause, and was assigned the vacant number nine shirt upon arrival.[9] He made his debut for the club the following day, coming off the bench for fellow debutant Josh Brownhill to score City's first goal in a 2–1 come-from-behind win over Wigan Athletic,[10] although the goal was later credited to Hörður Magnússon instead.[11]

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Apparently we are pursuing Hungarian striker Máyer Boobśi ( yes, really)

[TimoFFC]

Apparently we are pursuing Hungarian striker Máyer Boobśi ( yes, really)

that was a joke. Fake twitter transfer account 

[@jolslover]

Think Abraham is class one of the best strikers available to a championship club. 12 million is probably too much but I would still be happy!

[Mince n Tatties]

Middlesbrough interested In Cairney.
Get lost Boro no chance.

[Twig]

Middlesbrough interested In Cairney.
Get lost Boro no chance.

Plenty of clubs will be "interested", they all need to bar told to take a walk.

[Mince n Tatties]

Norwich want Ross.

[AlexW132]

Middlesbrough interested In Cairney.
Get lost Boro no chance.

They'll only try if:

1: They sell Ramirez (likely)
2: They don't buy Jesé (also likely)

[Horsfield_No9]

My mate suggested Loic Remy could be the 12m player from Chelsea. Only on loan at Palace and not had much game time there. Not a bad shout. Would be surprised but more likely than Tammy??

[hopper]

Kalas looked well worth £12m today... absolutely fantastic player in every respect

But Tammy Abraham? Not worth a tenth of that sorry. Poor man's Dembele and a one trick pony who got found out in October

Clumsily gave away penalty and gives the ball away cheaply fairly often. I like Kalas but is he that good?

[@jolslover]

My mate suggested Loic Remy could be the 12m player from Chelsea. Only on loan at Palace and not had much game time there. Not a bad shout. Would be surprised but more likely than Tammy??

This would be unreal, no way we afford  his wages.

[Horsfield_No9]

My mate suggested Loic Remy could be the 12m player from Chelsea. Only on loan at Palace and not had much game time there. Not a bad shout. Would be surprised but more likely than Tammy??

This would be unreal, no way we afford  his wages.

I said exactly that, his wages must be around 45k+. Is he about 30 now? Stranger things have happened, if I was him I'd prefer to be at a promotion chasing Fulham side near my family home in Surrey than at Palarse.