The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

[rvFFC]

If remy has still got a good load of pace still, I would take him.

[Mince n Tatties]

On Sky now,Cairney not for sale.
Middlesboro and 7mill mentioned, they having a laugh..

[SP]

On Sky now,Cairney not for sale.
Middlesboro and 7mill mentioned, they having a laugh..

7m wouldn't buy his left leg.  Not sure what value we'd place on his right leg though?

[fulhamben]

On Sky now,Cairney not for sale.
Middlesboro and 7mill mentioned, they having a laugh..

7m wouldn't buy his left leg.  Not sure what value we'd place on his right leg though?

probably about a Obe pound. He is very left footed.

[Woolly Mammoth]

The next 46 hours and 48 minutes could shape  the remainder of Fulham's season.

[Arthur]

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@1966MJG @WhiteNoise1879 @StephenGarrick1 according to Chelsea match stream  Fulham on verge of £12 million signing from Chelsea COYW

Kenedy?

[Woolly Mammoth]

12 million English pounds, who can that be, Diego Costas right leg. Or John Terry both arms both legs and a head. I couldn't name hardly any Chelsea players as I have little interest, but 12m, if there is any truth in this rumour, then it has to be somebody surplus to their requirements. Kenedy is a left back that can play anywhere along the left side.

[westcliff white]

LEft Back left SIde is nto where we are short is it?

Interesting rumour but thats all it is. However, if we look at the Chelsea 1st team squad then could it be Chalobah, Loftus-Cheek, Kenedy or Solanki? of the on loan players it could be Loic Remu, Abraham or Atsu possibly  but then it depend sif they have recall clauses in their respective loan contracts. Cant see it being Kalas or Piazon personally as for me Kalas around 7million and Piazon 4-5 million, 12 for the both but why would w ehave extended Piazon's loan if we were going to buy him

As I say interesting rumour

[Woolly Mammoth]

Interesting rumour indeed, Loftus - Cheek is quality and an interesting prospect, as I Abraham. As you say a left back or left side is not a priority or a requirement.

[westcliff white]

Just read SJ's comment son the news thread and he said after the game we have an option to keep martin next season, doesnt say permanent deal, say maybe its a second year option on the loan? I jkust dont get this situation now.

All I know is if we sign someone and they are on par or better than martin, he should be stuick in our reserves and on the bench, and if we sign two then stuck on the bench

[river phoenix]

12 million English pounds, who can that be, Diego Costas right leg. Or John Terry both arms both legs and a head. I couldn't name hardly any Chelsea players as I have little interest, but 12m, if there is any truth in this rumour, then it has to be somebody surplus to their requirements. Kenedy is a left back that can play anywhere along the left side.

Kenedy is actually a winger/forward (he was playing that positions back in Brasil) and was just retrain to play left-back last season under Mourinho because their LB`s were all injured at the time.

[fulhamben]

12 million English pounds, who can that be, Diego Costas right leg. Or John Terry both arms both legs and a head. I couldn't name hardly any Chelsea players as I have little interest, but 12m, if there is any truth in this rumour, then it has to be somebody surplus to their requirements. Kenedy is a left back that can play anywhere along the left side.

Kenedy is actually a winger/forward (he was playing that positions back in Brasil) and was just retrain to play left-back last season under Mourinho because their LB`s were all injured at the time.

We have a squad full of versatile players. I want a specialist striker now, not one who can do a job if required.

[We Are Premier League]

Would you swap Cairney for Rhodes, Ayala and Downing?...I would, not that we would be able to attract those three at the moment. Boro appear to be desperate for an attacking threat and all three are on the way out.

[river phoenix]

Fulham have agreed a fee with QPR though to sell striker Matt Smith and will discuss a move for Ross McCormack from Aston Villa on Monday.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4170018/Leicester-step-approach-8m-Genk-man-Kara-Mbodji.html#ixzz4XEcANSqi

[Mince n Tatties]

Radio Norfolk Ross on way to Norwich.

[westcliff white]

Just read SJ's comment son the news thread and he said after the game we have an option to keep martin next season, doesnt say permanent deal, say maybe its a second year option on the loan? I jkust dont get this situation now.

All I know is if we sign someone and they are on par or better than martin, he should be stuick in our reserves and on the bench, and if we sign two then stuck on the bench

Think you're inferring too much, doesn't say explicitly that it's a playing contract either so does that mean we might be keeping him on as a coach?

I've been reading the Derby forums and they seem to think the same as us which is that we've an option to buy (on a perm) but, whether Martin's approval is required on a contractual or just practical level, in any case it will be scuppered if The player doesn't want the move. But they're convinced Martin will want to stay if we offer him slightly more money at the end of the season. They're livid because they didn't think he'd play for us again after signing the new contract. Amazingly they think it's us that have stitched them up rather than the other way around, and they're livid with the board for letting it happen. They seem to rate him far more highly than any of their other strikers as well.

Don't think I inferred anything and that wasn't my intention, I was querying the situation as it is so unclear.

also never said he had signed anyform of contract

[BedsFFC]

I'm not implying that the club is not furiously busy closing deals behind the scenes but this window feels, by a big margin, the lowest number of fulham related rumours I can remember. Don't know how we have gone through 93 pages on the morsels we have been fed.

[hovewhite]

93 pages of nothing apart from 1 wind up after another.

[Mince n Tatties]

93 pages of nothing apart from 1 wind up after another.

lol

[Woolly Mammoth]

93 pages of nothing apart from 1 wind up after another.

lol

93 pages eh, well that should at least make a good door stop.