The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

[Lighthouse]

The window closes at 11 pm on Tuesday, But that is extended until 1am if a Deal Sheet is provided and more time for the bribe,begging,praying is needed.

[BedsFFC]

I wonder if Kevin Bond picks up Harry tomorrow

[filham]

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If we feel your post has no relevance to this this thread, it will be removed, and a warning given if continued.

Please don't spoil it for other who come here looking for genuine information, thanks.

But genuine information is just not forthcoming and with all the silly business with Martin we do need to relieve our frustration with a little sarcastic humour from time to time which often makes a point.

:54:
I've had 2 posts taken down now and no explanation why?
Just informed my solicitor. :022:

Be careful, your solicitor could, in one sense, could be rated below Hilda the tea lady.

[Fulham Tup North]

As what someone above said, it's good that Smith will be staying in West London purely because he won't be far from his boyfriend TC. Even if it is the Ha Has, but we'll let him off.

QPR like their tall boys. Peter Crouch was there for one season wasn't he??

[Slaphead in Qatar]

Ulloa of Leicester has got the hump and wants to move - would he suit us?

[westcliff white]

Ulloa of Leicester has got the hump and wants to move - would he suit us?

Almost certainly would, but issues here are the rumoured 10 million fee required, the salary he would want, the fact Leicester say he isn't leaving and the fact premier league clubs and la liga clubs want him

[Mince n Tatties]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

[Count Flapula]

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/01/30/odds-slashed-fulham-installed-as-new-46-favoruties-in-race-to-si/

Uh-oh...

[Tonywa]

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/01/30/odds-slashed-fulham-installed-as-new-46-favoruties-in-race-to-si/

Uh-oh...

Oh no!  Don't say we've waited all this time for news only to hear this..........

[westcliff white]

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/01/30/odds-slashed-fulham-installed-as-new-46-favoruties-in-race-to-si/

Uh-oh...

That would be a desperation signing. If we stay games two others and him the fair enough andnonlynthen on a pay as you play deal.

[westcliff white]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

I would suggest that FFP may impact with a signing like that, not what you ornI want to hear but we have to accept it could be a reality

[Tonywa]

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/01/30/odds-slashed-fulham-installed-as-new-46-favoruties-in-race-to-si/

Uh-oh...

Five years since he played league football in England!!!!!!!

[Mince n Tatties]

Desperate, still obvious as well as we can keep the chequebook in the cupboard to gather more dust.

[westcliff white]

Uolla gone on strike apparently, refusing to play for Leicester

[Mince n Tatties]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

I would suggest that FFP may impact with a signing like that, not what you ornI want to hear but we have to accept it could be a reality

Don't see why it would,are you saying we can't spend money then?
Wolves are just about to sign a guy for 15 million,and have spent already.
We haven't spent a cent.

[westcliff white]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

I would suggest that FFP may impact with a signing like that, not what you ornI want to hear but we have to accept it could be a reality

Don't see why it would,are you saying we can't spend money then?
Wolves are just about to sign a guy for 15 million,and have spent already.
We haven't spent a cent.

Did I say we can't spend money? Just saying FFP maybe a concern I don't jnowjifnitnis it isn't, but then I am guessing you don't either.

Like you I am frustrated but getting snarky and snappy with posters in here won't help.

[Nero]

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/01/30/odds-slashed-fulham-installed-as-new-46-favoruties-in-race-to-si/

Uh-oh...

Five years since he played league football in England!!!!!!!

Perhaps we can make a move for Clinton Morrison aswell

[Twig]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

I would suggest that FFP may impact with a signing like that, not what you ornI want to hear but we have to accept it could be a reality

What on earth has FFP to do with it? Sh1t signing if true though.

[westcliff white]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

I would suggest that FFP may impact with a signing like that, not what you ornI want to hear but we have to accept it could be a reality

What on earth has FFP to do with it? Sh1t signing if true though.

Twig assume you mean Robbie Keane I replied to this before that was mentioned.

FFP would only be impacted by Keane's ridiculous salary I guess

[Mince n Tatties]

Just go and get him and pay whatever.

I would suggest that FFP may impact with a signing like that, not what you ornI want to hear but we have to accept it could be a reality

Don't see why it would,are you saying we can't spend money then?
Wolves are just about to sign a guy for 15 million,and have spent already.
We haven't spent a cent.

Did I say we can't spend money? Just saying FFP maybe a concern I don't jnowjifnitnis it isn't, but then I am guessing you don't either.

Like you I am frustrated but getting snarky and snappy with posters in here won't help.

Narky n Snappy what you on about.
I just asked a question...