The Official Silly Transfer Thread for January 2017

[Fulham Tup North]

:hook:  SJ just tweeted "Motspur Park now closed for the day,  All Business done"
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His last tweet was yesterday about the u23 game and spurs draw in fa cup

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It was a personal 'Tweet' but I thought I would share it ;)

[Mince n Tatties]

Its a ridiculous situation we are in,the club has let Smith,Woodrow and Humphrey's go with no bloody idea who they getting in to replace them.
Now they are chasing round last minute after Tom, Dick and whoever..Farcical

This obviously isn't the case at all, They would only let these 3 strikers go (All 3 are not good enough to play regularly here anyway) if they are getting in atleast 1 striker that is better.

The point is if they knew they were going to offload them they should have had a specific target lined up.
Now they running round clutching at Straws while all of our challengers are signing players.

[PokerMatt]

So our transfer window has consisted of getting rid of three of our four senior (marginal in Humphrys' case) strikers, leaving us with just the one striker who's counting down the days until he returns to his real club?

Surely not.

[twang]

Some good news at least, the Greek is staying put:

http://www.abola.pt/nnh/ver.aspx?id=653829

[Classic94]

So our transfer window has consisted of getting rid of three of our four senior (marginal in Humphrys' case), leaving us with just the one striker who's counting down the days until he returns to his real club?

Surely not.

Exactly. We simply can't be this stupid. Until 11pm, I'm confident that two strikers will be signed.

[Jamie88]

So our transfer window has consisted of getting rid of three of our four senior (marginal in Humphrys' case), leaving us with just the one striker who's counting down the days until he returns to his real club?

Surely not.

Exactly. We simply can't be this stupid. Until 11pm, I'm confident that two strikers will be signed.

Never underestimate our club to make monumental cock-ups.

[rusty shackleford]

It would almost be hilarious if we actually gave away 3 strikers and signed none. If it werent so tragic

[brightster]

There's still time, still think Villa and Sheffield W have just wasted a lot on 2 players, do we really think they are worth 10mil, and if they go up shown with Rhodes not good enough for the prem and Hogan ok at Brentford but nothing special.
Looks like Martin is staying so need 2/3 back up strikers and who knows we might have enquired about a couple of them weeks ago.

[rusty shackleford]

Sarah Brookes has surfaced on twitter. Joking with a Fulham fan (poss someone on here?) but nothing of note.

[@jolslover]

Its a ridiculous situation we are in,the club has let Smith,Woodrow and Humphrey's go with no bloody idea who they getting in to replace them.
Now they are chasing round last minute after Tom, Dick and whoever..Farcical

This obviously isn't the case at all, They would only let these 3 strikers go (All 3 are not good enough to play regularly here anyway) if they are getting in atleast 1 striker that is better.

The point is if they knew they were going to offload them they should have had a specific target lined up.
Now they running round clutching at Straws while all of our challengers are signing players.

The windows not even over yet.. If we sign no one today then you can complain

[Mince n Tatties]

Talksport...Enrich on way to Fulham.

[Mince n Tatties]

Bournemouth 18 million bid for Ake who was on loan there.
Funny all these other clubs finding the money to spend.

[Mince n Tatties]

Its a ridiculous situation we are in,the club has let Smith,Woodrow and Humphrey's go with no bloody idea who they getting in to replace them.
Now they are chasing round last minute after Tom, Dick and whoever..Farcical

This obviously isn't the case at all, They would only let these 3 strikers go (All 3 are not good enough to play regularly here anyway) if they are getting in atleast 1 striker that is better.

The point is if they knew they were going to offload them they should have had a specific target lined up.
Now they running round clutching at Straws while all of our challengers are signing players.

The windows not even over yet.. If we sign no one today then you can complain

You'll be pleased when you get one of your you tube foreign heroes ..I want.

[Rambler]

all this money being branded around. 18 million for Ake... What the hell??!

We must make sure that when Sessegnon is sold that we get as much as we possibly can.

Realistically 40 million plus 50% sell on fee.

He's that good & he's english which always inflates the fees.

[BestOfBrede]

It's 'won't ' Mince or 'Will not' but deffo not "Want"

[rusty shackleford]

Richard Osman ‏@richardosman  5h
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'Doctor Who announces retirement' and 'Matt Smith joins QPR' are essentially the same story.

Good man Richard! haha

[Hoppus]

Enrich

Talksport...Enrich on way to Fulham.

Enrich deal is off .. :-/

[Mince n Tatties]

It's 'won't ' Mince or 'Will not' but deffo not "Want"

It's 'won't ' Mince or 'Will not' but deffo not "Want"

Is that what your on here for to pick up a silly spelling mistake...If so how about you go and ....Guess what I was about to say.

[BestOfBrede]

Only trying to help me ol mucker!
Makes a big difference in what you are trying to say!
:wine:
Was not attempting to be disrespectful

[Fulham Tup North]

It's 'won't ' Mince or 'Will not' but deffo not "Want"

It's 'won't ' Mince or 'Will not' but deffo not "Want"

Is that what your on here for to pick up a silly spelling mistake...If so how about you go and ....Guess what I was about to say.

I cannot guess......but I bet it was spelt wrong!!!!   :)    or should that be spelled???