Please please please

[Rupert]

My wife boos me when I wake up in the morning. Yet my girlfriend cheers me everytime I wake up.

Well, she knows you will be going home soon, while your wife thinks you won't be going anywhere. It is a common enough phenomena amongst our better halves.

[Twig]

I can't wait for this game to be over to be honest.

Win, lose or draw is should finally put this Parker bollocks to bed.

You'd like to think so, but there seems to be an unhealthy obsession.

[Luka]

I hated watching Parker ball and I blame him personally for ruining my enjoyment of watching us play for the best part of two seasons.
I will sing our new song aimed directly at him with great pleasure on Friday.

What is the new song Luka?

Not sure the name of the tune this is sung to but you will pick up the lyrics really quickly :

F'ck off Scotty Parker
Now we got Marco Silva
He's a genius, he's a genius.

LOL !

[Plodder]

I can't wait for this game to be over to be honest.

Win, lose or draw is should finally put this Parker bollocks to bed.

I agree with the aspiration, but unfortunately it won't see an end to the Parker obsession from some on this board.

[Twig]

I hated watching Parker ball and I blame him personally for ruining my enjoyment of watching us play for the best part of two seasons.
I will sing our new song aimed directly at him with great pleasure on Friday.

What is the new song Luka?

Not sure the name of the tune this is sung to but you will pick up the lyrics really quickly :

F'ck off Scotty Parker
Now we got Marco Silva
He's a genius, he's a genius.

LOL !

Wow, witty and inventive lyrics.  If the best we can do is three lines with a tired expletive then sorry but it's not for me.

[_Putney_]

I hated watching Parker ball and I blame him personally for ruining my enjoyment of watching us play for the best part of two seasons.
I will sing our new song aimed directly at him with great pleasure on Friday.

What is the new song Luka?

Not sure the name of the tune this is sung to but you will pick up the lyrics really quickly :

F'ck off Scotty Parker
Now we got Marco Silva
He's a genius, he's a genius.

LOL !

Wow, witty and inventive lyrics.  If the best we can do is three lines with a tired expletive then sorry but it's not for me.

how about

f'ck parker, scott is sh't, al fayed, al fayed, al fayed
marco silva the best, i love rufus brevett and marco silva

to the tune of Stream of Consciousness by Dream Theater