FoF English Dictionary...

[Southcoastffc]

Twitter - more of a twit

[Holders]

Twitter - more of a twit

Xcreet - the new word for tweet.

[Lighthouse]

Fulfilling - When you have had enough of Fulham for now.

[WhiteJC]

Abandon - pub entertainment
Scandinavian - bird watching
Triangle - have a go at fishing

[Barrett487]

Cabinet - A way to catch a taxi

Loofah  - Instruction manual for a toilet

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

now that FoF has more "Johnny Foreigners", as a sign of welcome it would be nice if you could give some explanations of various English words or sayings.

I'll start...

Cardiology - study of knitwear
Jigsaw - how you feel after Irish dancing
Bouffant - heckle a typeface
Hairspray - incontinent german
Icicle - a small bike made by Apple

"Johnny Foreigners"   
A condom for English ex-pats having sex with American ladies

[e4b]

Louise ----- A powerful laxative

[Barrett487]

Mobile - didn't think I'd throw up as much as that

[Southcoastffc]

Instagram - pop up grandma

[Maidstone Lee]

Apéritif - Dentures

[Barrett487]

Incumbent   - immoral, or criminal earnings

Vol-e-vent  - airing a rodent

[Woolly Mammoth]

" Spurs " which you will find listed in the English Dictionary between Shite and Syphilis.

[ron]

Digested;  A Welshman who told a joke.

[Willham]

im english but dyslexic, i really don't know what's happening on this thread.

Are we making up meanings for words or are these actual slang? or is it something else that I'm not able to pick up on

[Southcoastffc]

im english but dyslexic, i really don't know what's happening on this thread.

Are we making up meanings for words or are these actual slang? or is it something else that I'm not able to pick up on

The "Uxbridge English Dictionary" is a silly game played on the BBC Radio 4 comedy series "I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue".  The idea is to invent funny definitions for words - for example: Platypus (to give your cat pigtails), Flemish (rather like snot), Celtic (a prison for fleas), Bunny (rather like a bun), or 'cherish' (rather like a chair).  Harmless nonsense!

[WhiteJC]

Perversion - the cat's story.
Cavity - the force of attraction which enables people to stay on their feet whilst exploring caves.
Crucifix - religious adhesive.

[Barrett487]

rhadamanthine  -   divine male airplane tracker

profore   -    slicing it at the Ryder Cup

Leno  - French for no

[ianthailand]

Suppository Furniture - Stuff you put up yourself.

[WhiteJC]

Damages - ancient curse

Dialogue - an awful piece of wood

Dialysis - to ring your sister

[Barrett487]

propaganda - have a good look

hexagon - broken spell

dormant - formicidae's bedroom