Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[FFC007]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

I hope they pay well to clean those bogs after a matchday!

They use a stick of Dynamite in each cubicle. 🧨

The odour would neutralise the detonator in seconds...

[Woolly Mammoth]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

I hope they pay well to clean those bogs after a matchday!

They use a stick of Dynamite in each cubicle. 🧨

The odour would neutralise the detonator in seconds...

With your permission  may I try this incendiary device instead. 💣 or should I go back to basics and give the premises the 🪓 AXE.

[gang]

Urinals consistently get blocked, I was in touch with the club over this 2 years ago and they said they would solve the problem. Inspected them during the last game on behalf of my countries tourism and had to report they failed, one side was not draining and urine was flowing onto the standing surface.
Absolutely disgusting.

[_Putney_]

Urinals consistently get blocked, I was in touch with the club over this 2 years ago and they said they would solve the problem. Inspected them during the last game on behalf of my countries tourism and had to report they failed, one side was not draining and urine was flowing onto the standing surface.
Absolutely disgusting.

As others have said, I cannot believe this hasn't become a bigger problem. Does the Premier League not have standards Fulham have to reach and maintain?

[FFC007]

Maybe something will be done with the bogs in the summer break...

Obliteration hopefully.

[FFC007]

Urinals consistently get blocked, I was in touch with the club over this 2 years ago and they said they would solve the problem. Inspected them during the last game on behalf of my countries tourism and had to report they failed, one side was not draining and urine was flowing onto the standing surface.
Absolutely disgusting.

And the sit down bogs were full of 💩 flooding the floor.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I feel the club are completely bogged down with this issue, and have decided that as long as it doesn't effect their VIP guests and the tourists.
They are quite happy to leave us plebs literally in the Eartha Kitt without batting an eyelid, because it is only the Hammy End.
Otherwise they would have resolved the issue a long time ago.

[FFC007]

Put the Millwall fans in the hammy end next season if they get promoted.

They'll destroy the bogs for free if we egg them on!

[SP]

I agree with the club that they have limited options. Therefore, I'm going for a specially converted Routemaster bus that they drive in on match days.

Will bring a new meaning when the toilet conductor shouts'room for one more up top.'

[Woolly Mammoth]

Put the Millwall fans in the hammy end next season if they get promoted.

They'll destroy the bogs for free if we egg them on!

What kind of egg are you thinking of using, scrambled, boiled, poached or fried  ?

[john dempsey]

Just do not wear sandals, and do
 roll up your trousers and
you will be fine.
Definitely do not take any of the
Mint imperials on your way out.

[ron]

I feel the club are completely bogged down with this issue, and have decided that as long as it doesn't effect their VIP guests and the tourists.
They are quite happy to leave us plebs literally in the Eartha Kitt without batting an eyelid, because it is only the Hammy End.
Otherwise they would have resolved the issue a long time ago.

It's the 'mushroom' method of management; they keep us in the dark and surround us with s**t....

[FFC007]

Just do not wear sandals, and do
 roll up your trousers and
you will be fine.
Definitely do not take any of the
Mint imperials on your way out.

And it's definitely not hand soap in the dispensary units by the sink.

That's if you can get to loos through all the excretions on the floor.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I feel the club are completely bogged down with this issue, and have decided that as long as it doesn't effect their VIP guests and the tourists.
They are quite happy to leave us plebs literally in the Eartha Kitt without batting an eyelid, because it is only the Hammy End.
Otherwise they would have resolved the issue a long time ago.

It's the 'mushroom' method of management; they keep us in the dark and surround us with s**t....

I didn't think there was mushroom for that.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Just do not wear sandals, and do
 roll up your trousers and
you will be fine.
Definitely do not take any of the
Mint imperials on your way out.

And it's definitely not hand soap in the dispensary units by the sink.

That's if you can get to loos through all the excretions on the floor.

Perhaps we should rename the Hammy end. The Excrement End.

[john dempsey]

On a positive note, younger fans complain that
it is impossible to do a halftime line of coke in there.
Every cloud.....

[Woolly Mammoth]

On a positive note, younger fans complain that
it is impossible to do a halftime line of coke in there.
Every cloud.....

That's blown it

[FFC007]

On a positive note, younger fans complain that
it is impossible to do a halftime line of coke in there.
Every cloud.....

I wondered what that white stuff was on the floor in there?

[Woolly Mammoth]

On a positive note, younger fans complain that
it is impossible to do a halftime line of coke in there.
Every cloud.....

I wondered what that white stuff was on the floor in there?

How did snow get in there.

[FFC007]

I agree with the club that they have limited options. Therefore, I'm going for a specially converted Routemaster bus that they drive in on match days.

Will bring a new meaning when the toilet conductor shouts'room for one more up top.'

Yep, one extra dose of ploppings on the floor won't make much difference....