If FOF posters were footballers...

[sipwell]

Mr. Finn, since you already have more than 11 players, who would start and would I be captain?

As I recall it, I think I once posted a FoF Select XI and I am pretty sure you were in it.

Now, captaincy is a different proposition. I think it would be hard to beat a CorkedHat halftime pep-talk or a FatFreddy hairdryer treatment. Pick your poison  :011:

Surely CH would be fast asleep at that point of the game (beauty sleep, evidently) and FatFreddy would be in line of the hotdog stand outside of the stadium, anxiously waiting to get his hands on the goodies. Those aren't good captains!

I would be excellent as a captain if you were in the team because having lived in Belgium I haven't forgotten how to swear in Flemish. Actually I might use a few of them on here - the Mods would never know :005:

That is the great plus of having an extra language. Mind you, LB seems to know everything!

[CorkedHat]

Let's test it out. LB is a klootzak  :005:

[sipwell]

Let's test it out. LB is a klootzak  :005:

Een smeerlap zou ik hem noemen.


Nu ik er over nadenk: er is geen enkele regel die het verbiedt om in een andere taal te posten! :o

[CorkedHat]

Dit is leuk-  u moeder is een hoer  :005:

[CorkedHat]

By the way, I am assuming that Google Translation doesn't translate this sort of stuff. If it does, Meineer Sipwell and I are  096.gig

[AlFayedsChequebook]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

[ImperialWhite]

By the way, I am assuming that Google Translation doesn't translate this sort of stuff. If it does, Meineer Sipwell and I are  096.gig

Ik ben bang dat het geval is, klootzak!  :011:

[WHITEwitch]

How could I have missed this thread - thank goodness for resurrections of the half-dead.

Alf Ramsey - thanks Kcat.

Doesn't get more important than that  065.gif

[WHITEwitch]

Kcat I am torn between allocating you Ian Pierce or Aaron Hughes.

I think I'll go with Mr Hughes - always there, always efficient, always intelligent and reads the game like a classic novel.

[finnster01]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

Good shout Mr AFC

[sipwell]

By the way, I am assuming that Google Translation doesn't translate this sort of stuff. If it does, Meineer Sipwell and I are  096.gig

That is why I used swears which aren't easy to translate in English. You on the other hand are screwed. That said, does me admitting to swearing in foreign lead to a  096.gig? It is a philosophical conundrum: as the Admins can't understand what I said, can they prove I am breaking laws?

[CorkedHat]

Can't easily be translated eh? Well let me help. Ed - he called you an old bastard!  :005:

[FC Silver Fox]

That means I can get away with vulgarity in the local patois of Northern France (chti).
If anyone is still at school, I doubt very much if your French teacher would understand this.

"R'monte t'maronne, elle va quéire et ein va vir t'un cul ch'qui n'ain biau."

Loosely translated: Pull your trousers up, they're falling down and we can see your butt which isn't a pretty sight.     063.gif

[The Equalizer]

Dit is leuk-  u moeder is een hoer  :005:

Even I know what that means! It's amazing how close to Afrikaans that lingo is.

[HatterDon]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

Good shout Mr AFC

Were you told by Luton Town that you had no future in football at the age of 17?

[AlFayedsChequebook]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

Good shout Mr AFC

Were you told by Luton Town that you had no future in football at the age of 17?

Everyone told me that I had no future in football at a much younger age than that  fp.gif

[Burt]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

Good shout Mr AFC

Were you told by Luton Town that you had no future in football at the age of 17?

Everyone told me that I had no future in football at a much younger age than that  fp.gif

Why does this emoticon remind me of Homer Simpson?
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[AlFayedsChequebook]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

Good shout Mr AFC

Were you told by Luton Town that you had no future in football at the age of 17?

Everyone told me that I had no future in football at a much younger age than that  fp.gif

Why does this emoticon remind me of Homer Simpson?
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It stems from this

[ax837077]

On the foreign language use of foul words, would cursing in a American lingo be considered ok, as our generally poor mastery of the English language can be considered unreadable by some?

Also, I love reading this thread.  Great job by all!

[zzamora]

I guess I would be Roberto Baggio - Amazing talent who loves a smaller team  :015:

Good shout Mr AFC

Were you told by Luton Town that you had no future in football at the age of 17?

Everyone told me that I had no future in football at a much younger age than that  fp.gif

Why does this emoticon remind me of Homer Simpson?
fp.gif

It stems from this

oh, good old 4chan starting that one!