FoF English Dictionary...

[Holders]

Derriere ~ the atmosphere in a cow shed (Yes, I know it's not Engerlish  :59: )

London Derriere = dannyboi

[Jonaldiniho 88]

Jokanovic- a scot and a witch

[Holders]

Sorry, but I've held off long enough now...
Sipwell - instruction to a posh tea drinker.  075.gif

No worries. I have no clue what this thread is about. I have been talking to a number of Johnny Foreigners on here and they have no clue either. We all suspect that Brits are just mad people.

It's not just the English.

Francophone - appareil de communication réservé aux dictateurs

El gare = music at a railway station

[Barrett487]

Murphy = price paid by one of the wise men for gift
Hangeland = where aircraft live
mitroglou = what i use to stick 'wild things' together with
Peyton = costs £100
Cohen = a member of the chicken union

[Barrett487]

Piazon = hero

[ron]

Tsunami - Mexican wave at St James's Park

Podiatrist - Expert on whale nutrition

Fulminate of Mercury - Local newspaper report of our famous win at Halifax

[Barrett487]

konchesky = someone who gets one over on our local rivals

[love4ffc]

This is brilliant.  keep em' coming  :008:

[WhiteJC]

Abigail - a large wind
Academy - school for complete bastards
Accomplish - a drunken sidekick
Acne - Borough in East London
Acoustic - a Scottish cattle prod
Annex - Captain Mark Phillips
Announce - 28 grams
Arsenal - the whole body

[Holders]

Acne carriage - spotted taxi

[Barrett487]

Shambles = wanders through a library
Frisbee = honeymaker with an afro

[Barrett487]

Biplane = An aircraft that flies both ways

Malpractice  = honing the skill of being sick

Whimsical = insignificant icicle

Lambasted = young sheep prepped for Sunday lunch

Fulhamish – not quite the whole pig

Stagnant = Dec replaced by a male deer

[Barrett487]

Instagram = forcibly insert something into a deer

[dannyboi-ffc]

Copycat- me (apparently)

[WhiteJC]

Adultery: What happens after puberty.
Allocate: Greeting for example, to Ms Winslet.
Alternative: To modify a member of the indigenous population.
Boycott: A small bed for a male child.
Bratwurst: The very naughtiest of children.
Britanny: A bit like Britain.
Brouhaha: A hilarious drink.
Buckingham: A rodeo pig.
Busking: Owner of many buses.
Canopy: Tin of urine.
Capitulate: The mistake BP made in the Gulf of Mexico.
Car Park: How Noah saved the fishes from the great flood.
Castanet: To go fishing.
Depend: Opposite the shallow end.
Dialogue: An awful piece of wood.
Dialysis: To ring your sister.
Dreadlocks: Fear of canal holidays.

[Barrett487]

Adultery: What happens after puberty.
Allocate: Greeting for example, to Ms Winslet.
Alternative: To modify a member of the indigenous population.
Boycott: A small bed for a male child.
Bratwurst: The very naughtiest of children.
Britanny: A bit like Britain.
Brouhaha: A hilarious drink.
Buckingham: A rodeo pig.
Busking: Owner of many buses.
Canopy: Tin of urine.
Capitulate: The mistake BP made in the Gulf of Mexico.
Car Park: How Noah saved the fishes from the great flood.
Castanet: To go fishing.
Depend: Opposite the shallow end.
Dialogue: An awful piece of wood.
Dialysis: To ring your sister.
Dreadlocks: Fear of canal holidays.

You appear to be going through the alphabet John

[filham]

Logarithm - folk music of the north American lumberjack

[Southcoastffc]

Bettinelli - woman who works in a bookmakers

(If only I could find my old Uxbridge English dictionary)

[Burt]

Blimey I forgot about this thread... It's a good 'un... Keep them coming!

[WhiteJC]

Endear: This is where it stops.
Escalator: An Australian word meaning to delay the questioning of a lady.
Example: Much thinner.
Exorbitant: The now retired first insect astronaut.
Extractor fan: One who used to like farm machinery.
Farthing: Something a long way off.
Fauna: A whirlpool bath for young deer.
Feasible: Able to charge for.
Felicity: To knock London over.
Final: The last thing you hammer into a coffin.
Finish: A bit like a Finn
Giblets: Very small gibs.
Gladiator: An unrepentant cannibal.
Goblet: A very small mouth.
Godspeed: It's raining.
Grandstand: A shelf designed to display a large quantity of money.
Grapple: A cross between a grape and an apple.
Gregorian: Someone unsure of his name.