FoF English Dictionary...

[Holders]

Quorn again - to be reincarnated as a vegetarian, or "oh no, not more of that processed fungus extract"

[Holders]

Painstaking - the application of a sharpened pole to a fundamental orifice

A good day at the orifice - one that isn't painstaking

Feedback = Someone who puts food up their arse

Sounds like something Fat Fred does when under the affluence of incahol !

Thanks for clearing that up. I wondered where the word 'painstaking' came from !

[Sheepskin Junior]

Submission - A less important task
Excell - A former jail
Denial - A river in Egypt

[WhiteJC]

Rupee - the urine from a large Australian marsupial
Zulu - a toilet at an animal park
Finesse - a female Finn
Finish - a bit like a Finn
Flabbergasted - appalled at how much weight you have gained
Nicotine - to arrest a youth

[finnster01]

I am reading this bollocks paper at the moment and my mind started wandering again...

Benchmark = Former Fulham manager
Analytics = A Y-pattern of tics attacking your arse
Framework = Fixing the windows
Interpretable = the time getting by waiting for the delivery of your new table

[FC Silver Fox]

Is this still going?  oh all right, I'll try and bring it back to football...

banned  - No musical instruments allowed at the Cottage.
sweeper - Sooty's hand operative.
striker - useful for a match.
defender - a car bumper in Little Italy, New York.
centre back - what you do if she isn't worth keeping.

[WhiteJC]

Kingdom - a contraceptive specially made for royalty
Kitcat - flat pack pussy
Thinking - a slim monarch
Car Park - how Noah saved the fishes from the great flood
Lactose - a person missing two or more of the five foot digits
Lavender - someone who's sole purpose is to destroy toilets

[LBNo11]

Kingdom - a contraceptive specially made for royalty
Kitcat - flat pack pussy
Thinking - a slim monarch
Car Park - how Noah saved the fishes from the great flood
Lactose - a person missing two or more of the five foot digits
Lavender - someone who's sole purpose is to destroy toilets

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[finnster01]

Liverpool = NHS waiting line for liver transplants
Manchester = A male with a very hairy chest (as opposed to a Rooney)
Blackburn = Overcooked chicken

[CincyFulham1]

Prefect- The moment just before your told to "feck off".
Canopy- Something I wouldn't drink
Nitrate- What a hooker charges after 6:00pm
Cockamamie- a man who injures chickens

[The Bronsons]

Jollification = the process of turning a good defence into a shambles

[CincyFulham1]

Martini - To rough up a dwarf or small person.
Shampoo - a pyramid scheme involving fake dog Shlt
Express - a dead journo
Bondage - the expiration date stamped on a box of Bon-Bons
Skillet - a minor skill, like wiggling your ears
Indigent - Where a sex toy may end up at Graham Nortons house

[LBNo11]

...by George a yank gets it, well done CF1.. :dft012:

[ron]

I'm amazed at the inventiveness of this thread. I now look at every word I read twice, just to maybe get a look in here !

[WhiteJC]

as I was looking through the threads for 'match reports' I found this so....

Juniper - Did you bite that woman?
Saxophones - A large bag full of telecommunication devices.
Sexual - Proposition from a Louisiana prostitute.
Edelweiss - An unused bench clamp.
Surreal - A conga with a knighthood.
Example - Much thinner.

[epsomraver]

Very good, I don't how you come up with them!!

[Logicalman]

Mammaries - John and Bjørn's mother
Legacy - woman wearing a split skirt to to the thigh
Copulate - A Policeman late for his shift
Pretend - the moment just before you pay for something

[finnster01]

Matchday = Guy Fawkes Night

[os5889]

Consider-sympathetic jury

[epsomraver]

Eskimo      footballer falls cutting grass!